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It's a happy life!

[Kones. @BCherich]

You see what's happening in Ol Kalau, Siri Ni numbers. Tokeeeni 2027. It shall count

[Donna Mugoh @Eddie_Mugoh]

Nimeuza JKIA
Nimeuza KPA
Nimeuza Kenya pipeline
Nimeuza health data
Nimeuza KICC
Nikauza mpaka data ya E-citizen
Nimeuza ID na passport kwa foreigners na RSF
I will give you immunity in Kenya

Kuna yenye sijataja?

[KIJANA WA ATWORI 🔸 @AtworiYa]

Mmezidi sasa ...😂

[The Standard Digital @StandardKenya]

EACC recovers Sh65 million from Nairobi County Chief Officer for Urban Planning Patrick Analo’s residence in Syokimau in ongoing graft probe, CEO Mohamud says

Video by Pkemoi Ng’eno

[Mastardcesh @Mastardcesh]

IMPEACH PRESIDENT WILLIAM RUTO

IMPEACH PRESIDENT WILLIAM RUTO

IMPEACH PRESIDENT WILLIAM RUTO

IMPEACH PRESIDENT WILLIAM RUTO

IMPEACH PRESIDENT WILLIAM RUTO

IMPEACH PRESIDENT WILLIAM RUTO

IMPEACH PRESIDENT WILLIAM RUTO

IMPEACH PRESIDENT WILLIAM RUTO

IMPEACH PRESIDENT WILLIAM RUTO

IMPEACH PRESIDENT WILLIAM RUTO

IMPEACH PRESIDENT WILLIAM RUTO

IMPEACH PRESIDENT WILLIAM RUTO

IMPEACH PRESIDENT WILLIAM RUTO

IMPEACH PRESIDENT WILLIAM RUTO

IMPEACH PRESIDENT WILLIAM RUTO

IMPEACH PRESIDENT WILLIAM RUTO

IMPEACH PRESIDENT WILLIAM RUTO

IMPEACH HIM IMMEDIATELY
URGENTLY!!!

[Segera The Don @segera_clinton]

IMPEACH RUTO

JUST REPOST

[jacob juma @kabetes]

"Prayer Breakfast" to me is a ritual that is similar to devil worshipping. You can't mock God. I mean, do they pray to get energy to steal?

[W @Wangariiii_]

There is no sane person that will look at this government and say, yea, we need a second term. No sane person!

[KMPDU @kmpdu]

🔵 for IMMEDIATE RELEASE

[KingstonGirl🍁 🇰🇪 @Lsankei99]

Shuts down USAID because American Money is for Americans and not Africans

Dumps sick deadly Americans in a third world African country with a failed healthcare system

[Ivyonne Kwamboka @ivyonne6]

They even said Kenya is capable. A country that has pospartum women sharing beds, medicine worth billions expiring in a gov't warehouses is all of a sudden capable of handling Ebola protocols??? Tupunguze ulafi jameni! Do you even care about the citizens?

[Larry Madowo @LarryMadowo]

You’re free to gather as long as you don’t challenge power.

I said what I said

[Mt Kenya News @MtKenyaNewss]

Oooh during uhuru time these n these happened but you never protested.

When Kenya had a president!

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

The latest propaganda being pushed around UDA and 2027 is very simple.

They want Kenyans to believe that the election is already gone, that Ruto will rig, that voting will not matter, that registration is useless and that the people should enter 2027 already defeated in their minds.

That is why you are seeing this “they will rig” line being sponsored and amplified everywhere, including by sections of the media that have become very friendly to this regime.

NTV itself has carried the framing of UDA leaders allegedly plotting to rig 2027, showing how loud this narrative has become in public conversation.

To be honest, the optics of serious, countrywide rigging are too heavy for this regime.

This is a government that cannot repair potholes, cannot manage fuel prices, cannot manage schools, cannot manage hospitals, cannot manage salaries, cannot even explain simple taxes without creating anger.

You really believe the same confused regime has the intelligence, discipline, secrecy and technical sophistication to manage a clean nationwide rigging operation without being caught?

Rigging a presidential election is not like bribing a few brokers in a hotel or manipulating a small party nomination. A national election has agents, polling stations, forms, constituency tallying centres, observers, media, screenshots, live streams, parallel tallies and millions of angry citizens watching every number. The moment Kenyans realize even one vote does not tally, this country will enter a crisis bigger than anything this regime can control.

That is why I believe this “he will rig anyway” chorus is not just a warning.

It is psychological warfare meant to kill voter registration, kill turnout and create apathy. It is also meant to make young people say, “Why vote if they will steal it?” That is exactly where they want you mentally.

The real answer is not to stay home but massive registration, massive turnout, agents in every polling station, parallel tallying, civic vigilance and zero fear.

Elections are not stolen from people who are awake, organized and watching every vote. Elections are stolen from people who were discouraged before the first ballot was even cast.

So don’t fall for the propaganda. The vote still matters, registration matters, turnout mattes and polling station vigilance matters.

[STF @tekinsaeko]

DCI can easily locate people from their anonymous social media handles but not child traffickers??

[🇰🇪 James WaNjeri @JamesKWaNjeri]

One day someone will write the history of Kenya and say, here lies a nation saved by its patriotic young people and built on the foundation of liberty, justice and prosperity for all.
We can change the narrative, all it takes is one generation

[Crystal Asige @CrystalAsige]

Hey VIP Tribe,

There are many important Bills at public participation stage. This is your opportunity to read and submit your views.

Among those currently open are:

• The Finance Bill, 2026
https://t.co/SiMMDjACnN

• The Referendum Bill, 2026
https://t.co/5Q9x6eHN0A

• Public Finance Management (Amendment) Bill, 2026
https://t.co/Jg7uhZy9Mr

• Public Finance Management (National/County Governments) (Amendment) Regulations, 2026
https://t.co/jjdfltROje

• Draft Public Finance Management (E-Citizen System Management) Regulations, 2026
https://t.co/7SgvNv27YC

• Consideration of the Estimates of Revenue and Expenditure for the National Government for FY 2026/2027 and the Medium-Term.

Most submission deadlines fall between 24th–29th May 2026.

Please don’t sit this one out. #VIP

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Kenya’s Court of Appeal has ordered the government to release SGR loan documents linked to the Sh600 billion railway project.

The court said the documents cannot remain secret and must be made public.

[Skippy 🦋 @AonjelaPel]

President has a message for Arsenal but not for the fuel crisis 😆😆😆 Awuoro bana