Chumbo

💥Life’s a bit, take chances💥

[Chumbo @ChumboBunbo]

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[Chumbo @ChumboBunbo]

This is something I feel deeply so it must be tweeted. Putting those fuvking star stickers over a pimple ONLY BRINGS MORE ATTENTION TO THE FACT YOU HAVE A PIMPLE!

You know what people have? Pimples
You know what people never should have? Stars on their face
Stop doing that shit

[Sal Vulcano @SalVulcano]

Love a good finagling.

[Chumbo @ChumboBunbo]

I’m back and using Twitter for fun thoughts.
Bruh being a regular at a diner? Huge huge win in life.
I’m like two weeks away from them knowing my exact order and BOY DOES IT GET ME HYPE

[Chumbo @ChumboBunbo]

@kevincella 😂😂😂😂😂this is gold

[Chumbo @ChumboBunbo]

Algorithm take the wheel

[Sal Vulcano @SalVulcano]

Love a good sock slide across a hardwood floor.

[Chumbo @ChumboBunbo]

I don’t think I’ll ever be able to watch a Top Chef finale and not weep several times

[Chumbo @ChumboBunbo]

Just because we don’t have the tools to measure it, doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist

[Chumbo @ChumboBunbo]

Brass bands never have a sense of humour

[Chumbo @ChumboBunbo]

@kevincella “My recovery is low, I guess I didn’t fart in my sleep enough lastnight”

[Chumbo @ChumboBunbo]

Fit bit? More like fart bit, amiright?

[Chumbo @ChumboBunbo]

No yea I’ll leave. That’s on me

[Chumbo @ChumboBunbo]

Reading is an important thing to do & that’s not something I’m relearning at 27. You can’t prove that & I won’t ever admit to it. So knock it off & drop it.

I’m just reminding you heathens on here to put down your phone & go read a couple pages of a book. Maybe finish it #Jan6

[Ronnie Riggles @ronnieriggles]

Moroccan Hashish like it's 2013 again life come in circles

[Chumbo @ChumboBunbo]

@kevincella I know the grill marks are tantalizing ladies, but OUR EYES ARE UP HERE

[Chumbo @ChumboBunbo]

@kevincella Okay if you get personalized tongs I would also like a pair. And you should be proud of your grill marks!!!!! It’s not easy, and it looks cool af. I took this picture at work and everyone made fun of me but fun fact: LOOK AT THOSE GRILL MARKS!!!!! Maybe it runs in the family

[Chumbo @ChumboBunbo]

@kevincella Perhaps your boldest tweet my good sir

[Ronnie Riggles @ronnieriggles]

Im liable to tell my friends "here I come" when they outside, then lay in bed, tweet this, go to the bathroom, then open the door, it's cuz I'm always there at the right time

[Chumbo @ChumboBunbo]

@HereFor21171084 Gotta let me know you’re not an idiot who made that typo. That was Siri’s bitch ass