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'I saw new colours'

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'If you don't act straight your getting a punch'

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'I'm having withdrawal symptoms from penis'

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'It's not cheating if it's up the ass'

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'A side braid who are you Mary the virgin?'

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"I look like Zac Efron" tom raynes

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'It's like being the mother to a rapist'

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'I'm not a vegetarian because I eat dick'

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'I just love pot'

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'She speaks Catalan'
'That's like tribal init'

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'His face is like a fucking snapchat filter'

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'The Europeans are just so good I'm never havin a Brit again'

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'Did tom get a trim'
'Yeah Tim got a trom'

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'She's skinny but she's such a slag that she's fat'

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"westminster is on lockdown cos there have been shots fired"
"someone got shot outside westminster lodge?"

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@georgiastrazza Thomas raynestorm to Mackenzie

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'Actually move before I get a boner'

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"the unsolved murder of jeanette benerd"

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"Why is no one dating me I'm so hot"