Marcelo Siqueira

doing all the Rebellious cool teen shit. Living life like a movie,promise youd wanna tune in! FollowMe

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How girls put on their pants: *Left leg*, *Right leg*, '' Wiggle*, *Wiggle*, *Jump*, *Jump*, *Squat*, *Stretch* Done.

[Marcelo Siqueira @Chuncuy]

I never argue, I just explain why I?m right.

[Marcelo Siqueira @Chuncuy]

When a girl says "whatever" she really means; I hope you get shot, fall off a bridge, get raped by a shark, and then eaten by it.

[Marcelo Siqueira @Chuncuy]

Fat hoes on Twitter calling themselves Barbies, bitch you ain't no damn Barbie you a damn care bear.

[Marcelo Siqueira @Chuncuy]

Wrap it in latex or she's gonna get your paychecks.

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I poured my fucking heart to you and you reply "oh" "lol"?! Bitch I hope you get hit by a bus so I can be like "oh" "lol"

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You don't like drama? Stop starting it then bitch.

[Marcelo Siqueira @Chuncuy]

#IAdmitThat I like food more than people.

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90% of the ocean remains unexplored and y'all telling me mermaids don?t exist? Fuck you.

[Marcelo Siqueira @Chuncuy]

White Guy: Babe you cold? Heres my jacket. Black Guy:You cold? Ain't nobody Tell yo ass to come outside with no jacket, tryna be cute!

[Marcelo Siqueira @Chuncuy]

Guy: I WON THE LOTTERY! Girl: OMG! Guy: Pack your shit! Girl: What should I pack? Guy: Everything bitch you gotta go.

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Females will stop speakin 2 their friends over the littlest things but will forgive the same trifling ass dude a millions times.

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If your girlfriend is pretty and many guys want her, that's another reason to keep her and treat her ight. You got what they can't have.

[Marcelo Siqueira @Chuncuy]

When someone walks out of your life, let them. they are just making more room for someone better to walk in.

[Marcelo Siqueira @Chuncuy]

I don't sugar coat shit. Fuck I look like? Willy Wonka??

[Marcelo Siqueira @Chuncuy]

Who remembers blowing air into their Nintendo 64s to get it to work?

[Marcelo Siqueira @Chuncuy]

I like to stop the microwave with 0:01 to go. Makes me feel like I'm defusing a bomb and saving lives.

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My ex? Yea I'd still hit that....with a bat.

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I never understood why men cheat on their beautiful women with girls that look like donkey from shrek.

[Marcelo Siqueira @Chuncuy]

I hate when niggas stay saying like "free booboo" & booboo done shot 12 people raped 7 women & stole 9 kids, no nigga keep booboo ass!