House Pepsi is scattered and weak…
A secret meeting in the Holy City of Crush between the three other factions is currently being held in hopes to capitalize on this opportunity.
The small Dominion of Dr Pepper seeks an alliance with the unruly mountain vagabonds of Descendants of Dew but without assurances from the Coca Confederacy negotiations are currently falling flat.
No April Fools prank will ever match what the Always Sunny in Philadelphia crew did to Danny DeVito 🤣….this is hall of fame level of planning and execution for a prank
“A comedian, huh?”
“Oh, dear!”
“So ware katedo, sumero SUMO DO WA!” (Rough translation: Forgive my excessive use of force, but you leave me no choice, my friend, SUMO ATTACK)