Chungles school of witchcraft and Carcinisation

the best (and only remaining) school of sorcery and impractical castory this side of the margivin rift. (you may or may not turn you into a crab) 🇺🇦🇵🇸

[Chungles school of witchcraft and Carcinisation @Chunglesschool]

Lonely wizard looking for hot date

- f/m doesn’t matter
- must be super impressed by magic
- must be over 6ft
- must be jacked
- must sweat A LOT
- brings their own oil

[Chungles school of witchcraft and Carcinisation @Chunglesschool]

Is it just me, or is the Emperor looking a little... illegitimate today?

[Chungles school of witchcraft and Carcinisation @Chunglesschool]

@ArchmageDaniel Real

[sir lady knight @medievalmusings]

be there or be.. uh........ nevermind...

[Chungles school of witchcraft and Carcinisation @Chunglesschool]

Why is it called a micro-chip when Michal is a much better name?

[Chungles school of witchcraft and Carcinisation @Chunglesschool]

Step 1: cover myself in oil

Step 2: kiss everyone in Saudi Arabia

Step 3: profit 🤑💰💸

[Chungles school of witchcraft and Carcinisation @Chunglesschool]

“You’ve got some lizard features”
Mad rizz right there

[Chungles school of witchcraft and Carcinisation @Chunglesschool]

Me seeing Blue Ryan Reynolds and trying to avoid eye contact

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Who gave Guillermo my keys? @MintMobile

[Chungles school of witchcraft and Carcinisation @Chunglesschool]

Should fish have their own continent?

[Chungles school of witchcraft and Carcinisation @Chunglesschool]

My furrsona

[Chungles school of witchcraft and Carcinisation @Chunglesschool]

They call me the vision!
Because I’m made of ground beef and metal scrap

[Chungles school of witchcraft and Carcinisation @Chunglesschool]

This is the future liberals want #LiberalsAreSatanic

[Chungles school of witchcraft and Carcinisation @Chunglesschool]

@Error_001_ You could have been one of those shaved dogs for all I know

[Chungles school of witchcraft and Carcinisation @Chunglesschool]

Who’s my good little uranium hog?

You are! Yes you!

[Chungles school of witchcraft and Carcinisation @Chunglesschool]

@grok send email to bacon manufacturer
“I’m having hog problems”
Send email

[Chungles school of witchcraft and Carcinisation @Chunglesschool]

Aliens engaged in philosophy

https://t.co/72GyJBEHxV

[Chungles school of witchcraft and Carcinisation @Chunglesschool]

Call me a Boy Scout the way I be scouting these boys 👀👀

[Chungles school of witchcraft and Carcinisation @Chunglesschool]

She deploy armed fighters