SquirtRussell

“Those who would shave the beard for pussy, deserve neither the beard nor the pussy”. -Abe Lincoln (probably)

[SquirtRussell @ChunkiestOfNUT]

@BuschBeer #BuschColdAndSmoothSweepstakes

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@DanHollaway short, sweet and to the point.

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@Drinkin_Bros I agree that everyone should have one by now, but this seems more like a cash grab rather than security. So you’re saying that I can still fly, I just have to pay an extra $45. Doesn’t seem too security conscious to me

[SquirtRussell @ChunkiestOfNUT]

https://t.co/5Tw38C4KEr @DanHollaway

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@YouTubeTV Fair pricing? You guys have out paced inflation with the cost increases,.“fair pricing”. Fuck off with that nonsense. YOU want a fair price, so you can keep it jacked up for the customers, and make more money gor yourselves. Don’t come at us with that BS

[SquirtRussell @ChunkiestOfNUT]

Hey @Xbox @XboxGamePass ya’ll fucked yo so bad with the gamepass price increase, you kicked yourself off Santa’s nice list. 😂😂😂 Weren’t you guys just bragging about your revenue?

[Santa Decides @SantaDecides]

Nvm

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Countdown on:

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@FoxNews This is news? Who honestly cares about Lady Gaga’s drink

[SquirtRussell @ChunkiestOfNUT]

@iDeviceHelpus @avstorm I would, but they will never do that because “Apple knows better”

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@applesclubs Dumb question, but I thought lossless required a physical connection either USBC or 3.5mm cable? I didn’t think Bluetooth was able to give true lossless

[SquirtRussell @ChunkiestOfNUT]

@LeakerApple Except with no option to add a number row

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@YouTubeTV $89/month to watch it and forcing other channels no one wanted, 4 years in the making.

[SquirtRussell @ChunkiestOfNUT]

Except MLB network, Cleveland guardians games fuck off with this nonsense. You charge us more and give us less, GREEDY FUCKS!! They don’t even have the balls to allow for comments because they know that they will get roasted.

[YouTube TV @YouTubeTV]

YouTube TV has your favorite sports in one app, so it’s easy to find the game you want.

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@DanHollaway Probably 20-30% real. I feel it’s gotten to a point where the non-verified accounts are real people, because they don’t want to pay for the verification

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“Stunning new design” Apple barely did anything to redesign IOS. #WWDC25 No improvements to animation speed to make it feel quicker, no change to keyboard, no option to change anything. And I love how they forgot the camera button when discussing the new camera interface

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@MaxJmb Flo-lab has a great anti-reflective screen protector. I have it for my 16pro max. There’s no cutout for the camera. May want to look at that one.

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@MicrosoftEdge To be fair, I only use you because my work makes it easier to use edge va anything else. Even have to use your dumb Authenticator

[SquirtRussell @ChunkiestOfNUT]

@kirawontmiss I’m getting it. 100%

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@PGATOUR2K when you’ve had 1 to many adult beverages and don’t realize where your ball is.