Chunky 🐬 Mayonnaise

The Miami Dolphins and I have a toxic relationship

[Chunky 🐬 Mayonnaise @ChunksOfMayo]

Congratulations, @MiamiDolphins for an excellent 2024 season. I made a video to celebrate;

https://t.co/4Qb3sLMd5z

[Chunky 🐬 Mayonnaise @ChunksOfMayo]

Why even say anything anymore. This fat piece of shit is gonna do whatever he wants anyway, fuck it.

And you’re all at fault.

[FactPost @factpostnews]

The Trump administration will auction off 689,000 acres of Alaska's Arctic National Wildlife Refuge for oil and gas drilling today.

[Chunky 🐬 Mayonnaise @ChunksOfMayo]

@ThrillaRilla369 Okay take all heterosexual references out of children’s media as well. All in all.

Cinderella? Can it. Beauty and the beast? Can it. Honestly, all Disney Princess stories gotta go on that logic.

Let’s do it. Btw, it’s not just “having relations”, it’s loving another person.

[Chunky 🐬 Mayonnaise @ChunksOfMayo]

@GuntherEagleman Twump did this!!

*posts fake AI video*

[Chunky 🐬 Mayonnaise @ChunksOfMayo]

@DManMAGA4LIFE @Retired911happy @atensnut Aw, three whole messages, I am blessed.

Pride is for a group of people who have been discriminated against for literally centuries for simply loving another human being. As long as they are hurting mo one, which mind you most are not, there is nothing wrong with them. At all.

[Chunky 🐬 Mayonnaise @ChunksOfMayo]

@C_3C_3 Personally I think hiding the Epstein files and selling our natural areas to drilling companies is treason

[Chunky 🐬 Mayonnaise @ChunksOfMayo]

@Yubiris_Perez @AwakenWithJP @FBIDirectorKash @Jim_Jordan I LOVE that every single time Epstein is brought up, you dipshits can’t help yourselves, you HAVE to go “but Biden” at some point in your bullshit response

[Chunky 🐬 Mayonnaise @ChunksOfMayo]

Epstein

[FBI Director Kash Patel @FBIDirectorKash]

You mess with our kids, and you WILL be caught!

Thank you to our partners in Ohio that helped facilitate Operation Playground Therapy. Together, we investigated health care companies in Ohio who offered community-based programs for Medicaid-enrolled children across the Southern District of Ohio.

These companies allegedly passed children's Medicaid information to billing entities that submitted FRAUDULENT claims for behavioral health and mental health services that were NEVER provided. Total fraud of over $75M STOLEN from our children.

THEY HAVE BEEN FOUND AND WILL FACE JUSTICE!

[Chunky 🐬 Mayonnaise @ChunksOfMayo]

@DManMAGA4LIFE @Retired911happy @atensnut Why is everyone who criticizes the LGBTQ community immediately describing gay sex

It’s never “it’s wrong for a man/woman to love their same gender!”

It’s always “it’s gross to *vivid gay sex description*”

Seems… specific. And telling.

[Chunky 🐬 Mayonnaise @ChunksOfMayo]

@GardnerDJason @Retired911happy @atensnut Too*

[Chunky 🐬 Mayonnaise @ChunksOfMayo]

@NewsWire_US I thought they “handled” Iran 14 fucking times already

[🌽🌽 Erica, The White Trash Socialist 🌽🌽™️ @herosnvrdie69]

“That’s right, no more mister nice guy”

[Chunky 🐬 Mayonnaise @ChunksOfMayo]

@gesui2342370587 The west’s ability to take zero accountability for the slave trade is truly astounding

[Chunky 🐬 Mayonnaise @ChunksOfMayo]

I hate him, I hate the comments, and I hate y’all cause frankly most of dolphins twitter agrees

This website is just a echo chamber for stupid morons who have never read a book as an adult

[Kangmin Lee | 이강민 @kangminlee]

You did. You had your own continent, then your own people sold you as slaves

Stop constantly blaming others for your own problems

[Chunky 🐬 Mayonnaise @ChunksOfMayo]

@matthewdmarsden Holy fuck, aight here we go again;

It’s in NOVEMBER

[Chunky 🐬 Mayonnaise @ChunksOfMayo]

The fake account saying things feel fake

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

Why does everything feel like theater?

We have a Congress that won't pass something 83% people want.

We have a judicial system that doesn’t hold criminals accountable.

We have an education system that doesn’t educate.

We have a non-profit system that profits from our tax dollars.

We have a health care industry that profits from you staying sick.

We have a financial industry that needs you to stay in debt.

We have an insurance industry that fights every single claim.

It just all feels so fake, so theatrical.

[Chunky 🐬 Mayonnaise @ChunksOfMayo]

@NancyMace Actually, a way to send the message is for you to stop protecting the pedophiles that are surrounding you

[Chunky 🐬 Mayonnaise @ChunksOfMayo]

Oh I thought we won?

Oh I mean I thought they were annihilated?

Oh I mean I thought this wasn’t a war?

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

TRUMP: U.S. IN MIDDLE OF FINAL NEGOTIATIONS TO END IRAN WAR

[Chunky 🐬 Mayonnaise @ChunksOfMayo]

@TMZ Didn’t even answer the question 💀

[Chunky 🐬 Mayonnaise @ChunksOfMayo]

@alyssamariiee11 Awww look who is learning their letters!

[Chunky 🐬 Mayonnaise @ChunksOfMayo]

@Parodyjeffx Honestly it was expected lol