Muthia Balda Fauzan

always thinking, before taking action..

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I immediately look in my rear view mirror when I pass a cop.

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Strict parents create sneaky children

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I hate when a girl can't take a compliment: "You're so pretty" "No I'm not, I'm ugly" "WELL SHIT, YOU UGLY THEN, DAMN HOE...

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#WorstWayToBreakUp Right after they get your name tatted on them.

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2 chainz dance moves looks like a bum dance move when they win a lottery... #hiphopawards

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Hoes ponytails be shorter than Chris Brown life in stomp the yard.

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#IfWeGoOutJustKnow that if you act ratchet in any way or form.. Bitch you gotta go!

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Im sick of you hoes cutting your eye'brows off just to draw em back on.. lookin like '^_^' ... B*TCH always looking susprised!

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When hood females get ready to fight they be like....Hoe *Clap* I *Clap* wish* Clap* You* Clap* Would* Clap* Do * Something *clap* !!!

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That awkward moment when a hoe tries to give relationship advice.

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#RelationshipsFallApartBecause Y'all hoes don't know how to find your own damn man!

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Hoes be like #ICantLiveWithout him <3.. Bitch please, you know you're single.

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Box of condoms : $4.99 Cashiers face when you ask where's the fitting room: Priceless

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#ReplaceMovieTitleWithRatchet ratchet activity 4

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This bitch tweeted "Brb Gonna Take A Shower" 2minutes later "Back" ...GET YO NASTY ASS BACK IN THAT SHOWER!

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I never understood why men cheat on their beautiful women with girls that look like donkey from shrek.

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"WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY... Oh... Here it is..."

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Smiling at someone that hates you just to piss them off more.

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My disney channel was "Even Stevens", "That's so Raven", & "Lizzie McGuire" It didn't involve talking fish or 11 year olds in high school.

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The pregnancy rate will drop for a couple of weeks due to the release of NBA 2K13...