King Nom

Food is love, food is life. Eat, Sleep, Repeat. May your stomach never rumble. #food #noms #ChurchOfNom

[King Nom @ChurchOfNom]

WHY AREN'T YOU EATING?!?!?!?!? #NomNom #ChurchOfNom

[King Nom @ChurchOfNom]

Reality is the only place where you can get a good meal. #reference https://t.co/4C3gbcvis4

[Bradley Ramsey @Imagine2Create]

Just saw @readyplayerone and really enjoyed it! It taught me a lot about the importance of living in the real world.

Now, if you'll excuse me...

*puts on #PlayStationVR headset*

[Bradley Ramsey @Imagine2Create]

My dear brother, @CoreyRamz says that #PacificRimUprising is the "Call of Duty" of #cinema. Personally, I think that honor goes to Michael Bay, but that's neither here nor there.

I loved the first one. Are you going to see the second one?

[Bradley Ramsey @Imagine2Create]

I hate having to change the clocks for #DaylightSavings. It's 2018, my stove and car should change their own clocks, and my refrigerator should explain to them why it's an outdated concept.

[King Nom @ChurchOfNom]

A hero in our midst. When approaching the table of Nom, alone or with fellow nommers, do so with confidence and grace. The meal is all that matters. #ChurchOfNom https://t.co/5wAnnVSCTm

[Bradley Ramsey @Imagine2Create]

Stopped for lunch today while @SoBerryLucky was at work and ate at a sit-down place by myself for the first time in 5+ years...

I woefully underestimated how awkward it would be.

[King Nom @ChurchOfNom]

Ah yes, good old 1997. What was I doing then? I dunno, probably eating. #ChurchOfNom #actorseattoo https://t.co/xRIqC5dRkM

[King Nom @ChurchOfNom]

It may be gluten free, but there's always a price...mostly flavor.

[King Nom @ChurchOfNom]

To err is human, to eat bovine #churchofnom

[King Nom @ChurchOfNom]

Here, in the oven, we make our final stand. We will go down in flames. They will come seeking a feast, they will find naught but ash. #nom

[King Nom @ChurchOfNom]

To err is human, to steak, bovine. #Chur chOfNom

[King Nom @ChurchOfNom]

The remnants of a battle well fought. Many noms fell, to nourish the stomachs of Nomalot. May they rest in seasoning.

[King Nom @ChurchOfNom]

I have returned to Nomalot after a journey in New Orlandeaux. A feast for all the senses, truly. Our cuisine is a warm welcome. #noms

[King Nom @ChurchOfNom]

Sandwich bags seal not only food, but time as well. They are the keepers of the past. Like cameras, but for food. #truth #photos

[King Nom @ChurchOfNom]

Ate at @Whataburger today, and I'll tell you what kind of burger it was...a great one! #delicious

[King Nom @ChurchOfNom]

Enjoying an ice cold drink. A speciality cocktail entitled "The Blood Of My Enemies." Is it actual blood? Let's say it's rich in iron. 🤔

[King Nom @ChurchOfNom]

My favorite game genre? Dating sims, because the characters and...ah who am I kidding, Cooking Mama's the only waifu I need! #cooking #food

[King Nom @ChurchOfNom]

Coffee keeps you awake, SO YOU CAN KEEP EATING! #blackgold #stayawake

[King Nom @ChurchOfNom]

My policy? Eat first, ask questions later. #priorities

[King Nom @ChurchOfNom]

Half for me, half for my subjects. #NobleKing

[King Nom @ChurchOfNom]

I eat my food on high. Why, you ask? I like to watch over my subjects while I feast. I'm a good king like that. #ChurchOfNom

[King Nom @ChurchOfNom]

Gluten-free = not for me #truth #downwithdiets