Church of Scherzer

And on the fifth day, he throws again. #PraiseBeToScherzer
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I will be god damned if this turns into a Mets account. Mass is over, go in peace. #Kmen

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How dare you, @KevinFrandsen.

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You motherfuckers had one goddamn job, and that was to not ruin one of the best pitchers of our lifetime.

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This game was cursed from the beginning.

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Jon Heyman, human Boras mouthpiece, is simply using the Mets to drive up the price of a Scherzer contract elsewhere, and I, for one, find it to be hilarious.

[Jon Heyman @JonHeyman]

Mets are aggressively pursuing Max Scherzer. However, considering his known preferences they understand they may need to go to plan B. Scherzer limited field to California as a trade piece and thrived in LA, so Mets know it won’t be easy. Gausman looks like their next option.

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Because the one thing every elite pitcher wants is to go play for an organization that can’t keep their aces’ arms healthy.

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*cackles in impossibility*

[Jon Heyman @JonHeyman]

Mets are focused on the top end of the pitching market at present, Scherzer, Gausman and Ray. They’d love Scherzer but big question is whether he’d come. Mets are in a roll though,

[Church of Scherzer @ChurchOfScherz]

At least Scherzer got traded.

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Thou shalt never washest thine hand again.

[MLB @MLB]

.@Max_Scherzer made this kid’s week. 💙

Via: https://t.co/wYof7V2Sxm

[Church of Scherzer @ChurchOfScherz]

When your boy is doing big things for other people

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Attaboy.

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“Don’t fucking touch me.”

Scherzer 1:1

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Mass has ended. Go in peace. #Kmen

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Sads.

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Lol jk Max doesn’t hug. He destroys.

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Max Scherzer just walked through the Nationals clubhouse. Appeared to be giving everyone hugs and well wishes.

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“And plagues descended upon them…”

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Just make it quick and painless. #Kmen

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Acquire deez nuts.