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Nothing is more irritating like the automated voice kwa customer care agents line, "You are currently caller number five, waiting to speak to a representative".

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@magwaz3 Habeen wanaaagsan kaka.

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@Rhodzers @Gitz__ I lived in Nazret for 5 years mzee, wewe ongea tu about ignorance and foolishness based on the content you regurgitate on instagram.

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@SteveComrades @KiprutToo @Onorpik Bruh, watu wanaongea story ya pesa,wewe unafocus on linguistic 😄 🤣

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Life is truly cyclical, world Cup 2026 itanirudisha lifestyle ya highschool kuamka 4:00am morning preps to watch Curacao vs Ecuador.

@KBCChannel1 are you broadcasting it?.

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calling a man handsome is sexual harassment. the end.

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@KiguruWanjiru @KeithShicks Women don't vote in Nairobi.

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Lineup ndio hio.

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The 2026 World Cup is dead, murdered by the freaking USA. Ni mbaya, zero hype kabisa.

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@Rube_Mfalme Portugal nazo siwezi zi miss, finally tupatane na Messi.

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@Rube_Mfalme Big games nayo is a must watch regardless.

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Msichana, attitude bila sura ni madharau tu.

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@Rube_Mfalme so disappointing, plus most matches zitakua late in the night.

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@pop_outpace_ Ipone is shit, I use it for my mpesa till number kwa duka.

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@Brian_Collins25 Wasn't the petition seeking a payout of close to 6 5 billion?!

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@gidikariuki Now that is a flight (and tickets) I would sell a kidney not to miss.

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@bozgabi Wantam.

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wale wa "we can't vote for Gachagua", mtapigia nani sasa?.

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@kamauwaruhiu @KevinNyakoe Kustrike was peer pressure, during our time tungesikia fulani wamestrike na sisi tunajiuliza kwan sisi ni nani tubaki shule.

Anyway ujinga ulikuwa mwingi kwa akili by then.