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Saddened to see dismissive, disingenuous rejection of any criticism of Apu as "political correctness" by #TheSimpsons. So glad @AlJean isn't making Tom and Jerry cartoons b/c he'd probably say nothing he can do about their 1940s racist stereotypes.

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As we head towards Holy Week Snob is prepping for onsalught of instagram and FB photos of clergy humble brag posting liturigcal porn pictures of stacks of Holy Week bulletins preferably finished as early as possible. #HolyWeek

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Police on video found on Austin bomber phone: "‘It is the outcry of a challenged young man talking about challenges in his own life.’ Hey wonder if they would say that about by anyone other than a white guy. He was a terrorist who sent bombs to people of color

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I wonder if all the people upset that #PHOD Committee on Sexual Harassment & Exploitation comprised of all women are equally outraged at all the all-male committees over the years. Or are they afraid of something? #TimesUp

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Everyone realizes @realDonaldTrump and @NRA proposal is code for "arming white teachers" right? B/c we all know what will eventually happen when police enter a building & encounter a black or brown skinned person w/ a weapon. Remember #PhilandoCastile

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Where do I go to sue to overturn gerrymandered and pointless Episcopal Church provincial boundaries? Wisconsin has more in common with/Minnesota, not St Louis. Idaho w/Montana, not SoCal. #gerrymander #PASupremeCourt

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Here's a tip to @realDonaldTrump: when you go to Florida to "comfort" victims of Parkland, don't throw rolls of paper towels to them, which is how you comforted American citizens in Puerto Rico.

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Empty thoughts and prayers of our empty "leaders" r meaningless and self serving. Our society sacrifices our children to Molech, and Jeremiah called us to judgement for that, all those laid at altar idol of The Gun. #ParklandSchoolShooting #AshWednesday #Jeremiah19 #Jeremiah32

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Remember when Colombine shocked a nation? Forget ash-shaped hearts. Forget glitter ash. We r steeped in blood of innocents we sacrifice. We lost our soul as a nation after Newtown when our leaders chose to do nothing. Rend your hearts, not your garments. #AshWednesday #Parkland

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Things you believe if you believe Trump's lawyer paid Stormy out of goodness of his heart: That GenCon won't try to accidentally wreck the Pension Fund in the next 10 years. #StormyDaniels #GC2018

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#SCLM puts out two proposals for prayer book revision. They forgot to include the third and most likely option: clergy just ignore whatever they put out and do whatever they feel like anyway. https://t.co/imlaZGWH7v

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Here's hoping Anglican Communion women bishops send #GalentinesDay greetings to Bishop Elizabeth Awut Ngor of Sudan, as only woman bishop don't think she'll be getting much from fellow #GAFCON bishops.

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@brianhagan The year there was open debate on who was "more important" Frances Perkins or MLK Jr was cringe worthy.

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@VTS_Seminary They left out the most ubiquitous category, "Angli-Don't".

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Another reason to come back in time for Lent: to watch the often tone deaf and sometimes racist comments in the #LentMadness discussion boards! #LentMadness

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@kmays The day she broke up with Hiddleston and assumed Borg-like sentience.

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If you’re wondering why I’m back, in the words of #TaylorSwift, as quoted in her Collect in Holy Women, Holy Men: “Haters gonna hate, hate, hate.” By that I mean me hating on you all hating on each other. Also, quoting TSwift doesn’t mean new Snob is a millennial. That’s ageist.

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How could I possibly miss out on Ash Wednesday and yet another pointless manufactured controversy? #glitterash #AshValentinesOrNot

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News to report: ChurchSnob has given up being dead for Lent. I’m back baby and under new management.

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