Tales From The Church

Born in Texas. Raised by the church. Now I make fun of Christians on YouTube. Buy my atheist t-shirts:

[Shimpi Choudhary @ChoudharyShimpi]

I am an Atheist but if my mom and dad wants me do something which will make them happy and increase their life span. I will do it.

[Aubrey alkire @AlkireAubrey]

I should let everyone know that tries to follow me, I am an #atheist #exjw #voteblue #prochoice #lgbtq supporter and an overall good person who believes in humanity over insanity. Now, do you really want to see my tweets or is it just a numbers game to you?

[Kate Walsh @KiwiConsulting]

This is why I am an atheist..he looks like a snake I the grass

[Vivek Sakpal @viveksakpal]

Why I am an Atheist..

[Tash @ThornburyRocks]

I have an umbilical hernia.
I am an atheist.
My mate just called it an umbiblical hernia.
She win.

[Kyiv Backstage. War & Society in Ukraine @IvanDeinekoUA]

Most Ukrainians support autocephaly.
However,
1) it is more of a symbolical step away from Russia;
2) it will not add point to Poroshenko at 2019 election;
3) it does not make make Ukraine as church-going as Poland is.
Current joke is "I am an atheist, of Kyiv Patriarchy though".

[trft 🌻 @trft]

I was born, raised #Catholic thru and thru & it was great. I raised my children Catholic. Now i’m Catholic lite. I am an atheist really. I believe it’s possible there’s a supernatural being, & I pray. Please don’t pray 4 me,save it 4 those geographically screwed.

[Tales From The Church @ChurchTales]

SSA #053: That Stupid Bitch Eve Ruined The World For All Humans: https://t.co/eNt0z7pIC3 via @YouTube

[Stevie Dufyn/Stephen Bigger @StevieDufyn]

I am an atheist, but Genesis 38 and 34 are worth reading. But even Genesis does not approve the behaviour.

[Tales From The Church @ChurchTales]

I added a video to a @YouTube playlist https://t.co/oOzZep26XV SSA #052: Aggressive Christianity Mission Training Corps Lunacy

[Tales From The Church @ChurchTales]

SSA #052: Aggressive Christianity Mission Training Corps Lunacy: https://t.co/oOzZep26XV via @YouTube

[Vera Melrose @Veramelrose]

Fair enough ..because gay people pay tax so why should their tax dollars pay for schools who discriminate against them & I don't want my taxes going to these bigoted schools either..I am an atheist.

[Himanshu Antil @Jerkwidamouth]

Hi... I am an atheist terrorist... I terrorize people by telling them that their god doesn't exist.

[Justin T - Veteran Resistance Is American @Just_Resisting_]

Yeah because if you abort them then the PRIEST CANNOT RAPE THEM!! What a travesty that is!! Everyday I see such great reason to say I am glad I am an #ATHEIST

Pope compares having an abortion to 'hiring a hit man' https://t.co/IUmhlRag2d