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Satirical Conspiracy Posts

[Baal @ChurchofBaal]

This is now conspiracy satire only. Enjoy you hooligans

[Baal @ChurchofBaal]

You should tease your parents into not getting divorced https://t.co/lyGaiIce7t via @YouTube

[Baal @ChurchofBaal]

@WPXI Glad things are finally getting under control. How many car crash deaths were reported in the county in the same time span again?

[Dave Temple @ImDaveTemple]

Check out https://t.co/hroLjfHx7S
#The2ndOne is almost here!

[Baal @ChurchofBaal]

@LegionOfSkanks @aaronbergcomedy @SkepticTankPod and Dave Attell. But you gotta put my mans @ImDaveTemple back on to crush some unpopular opinions!

[Baal @ChurchofBaal]

Everyone please keep focusing on the trump litigations and not the fact that ghislaine maxwell hasn’t seen a day in court yet. She’s been through a lot and deserves some time to herself. #believeallpedophiles

[Baal @ChurchofBaal]

@luisjgomez @ImDaveTemple @Shaydozer @ZacIsNotFunny Dave Temple is the MAN

[Baal @ChurchofBaal]

@TheStandNYC Paid to be tweeted by ari

[Baal @ChurchofBaal]

@RedditOfSkanks @luisjgomez

[Baal @ChurchofBaal]

Hey @ComedyFightNYC, not a very funny episode last night. Your old white contenders sucked and their jokes didn’t land. Try to get better judges to stop them from interrupting each other

[Baal @ChurchofBaal]

If you dubbed the violent Antifa rioters that get interviewed with ISIS beheading speeches it’d be funny af just sayin

[Marc James Levesque @MarcJamesLeves1]

News reporter: "Can you tell America why the Amish haven't been affected by coronavirus?"

Amish gentleman: "Because we don't have television."

[Baal @ChurchofBaal]

Everyone posting angled photos of Lancaster to legitimize it as more than a mall & some historic buildings need to stop breaking their jaw to suck off the town they all swore for years to “escape from to go to Philly/NYC where it’s not all white people”.

[Baal @ChurchofBaal]

Joey B’s Inaugural Addy https://t.co/RwGsTct8zJ

[Baal @ChurchofBaal]

@SallyMayweather Kennedy. Idiot tried to keep us out of nam

[Baal @ChurchofBaal]

The real reason for all the tension between protesters and police is because no one gave Kylie Jenner a chance with her idea to just share a Pepsi with everyone

[Baal @ChurchofBaal]

Brennan Dershowitz 2020 with ghislaine and gates in cabinet positions

[Baal @ChurchofBaal]

SMALL BUSINESSES DESERVE TO DIE BC THEY ARENT TRYING TO BRAINWASH. NOT VERY HIVE OF THEM!!!

[Baal @ChurchofBaal]

If you’re gonna riot and loot somewhere, do it at Mom and pop shops, not CVS and Best Buy. These companies are providing you the products to placate and track you. Otherwise you idiots would run around making your own decisions that aren’t corporate fact check approved smdh

[Baal @ChurchofBaal]

@TheBiTrumpGuy you think a real estate mogul is? Think about how slimy your own landlord is, now imagine what the guy who does that with luxury hotels is like. Thats trump, the best scam artist in America, nothings changed. All politicians & celebrities suck, stop worshipping em & love yourself