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[Shivanshi @Shivanshivz]

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@Uppolice

@CMHelpline1076

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[Shiro @ShiroBarks]

The solution to the carrier vs submarine debate was having neither

[MP Congress @INCMP]

जल्दी-जल्दी सब जमीन खरीद लेता हूं!

[Dr Ranjan @DocRGM_]

BJP's Corrupt Monsters...

[Satish Acharya @satishacharya]

Ornaments missing from Ayodhya temple? #Ayodhya

[Mr Sharma @sharma_views]

INDIAN EXPRESS DROPS A LAND BOMB ON BJP CM 🔥

After Mohan Yadav became Madhya Pradesh CM, his family and real estate companies reportedly bought at least 137 plots spread over 168 acres in and around Ujjain.

This is the same Ujjain being reshaped for Simhastha 2028 with highways, road widening, townships, riverfront projects, medical city, IT park and new commercial zones.

The most damning part is this: out of the 168 acres bought after he became CM, 111 acres are reportedly located along roads announced by CM Mohan Yadav himself.

His family already had land. But after Dec 2023, the land buying saw a sharp jump, right when Ujjain’s development map started turning into a goldmine.

Indian Express repeatedly asked the CM for answers. He stayed silent.

This is how BJP turns religion into a business model 😡

[Aaraam Pasand @aaraam_pasand]

My favorite Pakistani movie is "International Gorillay" (1990)

The plot of this movie has all of the crooks of the world coming together to wipe out Islam. They are lead by Salman Rushdie (yes, the real life writer) who wrote the book Satanic Verses, "which is a blueprint to wipe out the Muslim world." Three brothers form a group of Mujahids (Allah's soldiers) and go on a mission to attack and kill Rushdie.

Rushdie plans to drive the final nails into the coffin of Islam by opening a new chain of Casinos and Discos 😂

The film is absolute maniacal as the three Mujahids go undercover to discover the evasive Rushdie. In a scene all three brothers show up in Batman outfits for God knows why. Also, whenever Rushdie kills a 'good guy', he soaks a handkerchief in their blood and snorts it.

Finally, he captures all the heroes, only to be destroyed by a flying and spinning QURAN that shoots out laser beams while making cartoon noises 😭

[❦ @k1ssinpurple]

#summermaxxing

[AIN @Tejusurya_]

Indians after realising the US, with a per capita income of $77,000, sells E85 fuel at ₹69/litre, while India, with a per capita income of just $2,800, sells E85 at ₹82/litre.

[BRICS News @BRICSinfo]

JUST IN: 🇮🇱🇵🇸 FIFA proposes Israel vs Palestine match to open international youth festival.

[ghatak @Neetivaan]

@IsraelMFA same same

[Israel Foreign Ministry @IsraelMFA]

#India's Minister of Home Affairs, Mr. Rajnath Singh, with Israeli soldiers in the Golan.

[𝐌𝐜𝐂𝐨𝐲 @_dave_mccoy]

What starts as isolation slowly becomes obsession.

And what starts as obsession becomes something far more dangerous.

🎥 Taxi Driver (1976).

[THE SKIN DOCTOR @theskindoctor13]

“Wasseypur mein ladai Ramadhir aur Sardar ki nahi thi. Ladai koyle par varchasv ki thi."

Now replace Wasseypur with Musallahpur, Patna, and the coal mines with the billion-rupee coaching industry.

The primary players are Khan Sir (Faisal Khan) of Khan Global Studies (KGS), the slick, smooth-talking YouTuber with millions of followers. And his arch-rival, Raushan Sir (Raushan Anand) of Gyan Bindu GS Academy, the gritty, street-smart ruler of the “Daroga Factory,” a nickname earned from its success in producing Bihar Police SI.

Both operate from the same turf: the infamous Kisan Cold Storage campus. The history of this war is calculated, multi-layered, and ongoing.

2020–2021: During the pandemic, several smaller coaching institutes in Kisan Cold Storage went bust. Khan Sir, sitting on massive digital capital, began expanding his offline empire, taking over vacated halls and offices. Raushan Anand watched his footprint shrink.

Match 2021: The first major flashpoint came in March 2021. Khan Sir filed a police complaint alleging that Raushan Anand, his brother Prince, and supporters barged into his live classroom, damaged furniture, and threatened staff. The battle lines were drawn.

Early 2023: The war moved from the streets to the classrooms. Khan Sir went national, appearing on The Kapil Sharma Show, increasing his stature. Raushan Sir responded by alleging that Khan Sir had spent lakhs on PR to secure such visibility. Khan Sir retaliated with psychological warfare, mocking Gyan Bindu’s nickname Daroga Factory by saying: “Don’t go to that factory. If you go to a factory, you’ll end up a labourer.”

Late 2023: Gyan Bindu was vandalized, with screens smashed and offices wrecked. Raushan Sir alleged that Khan Sir’s office supplied hockey sticks and clubs to boys from the infamous Patel Hostel. Later that year, Raushan Sir's brother Prince was attacked on the street and suffered a head injury requiring eight stitches. Khan Sir, meanwhile, claimed Raushan was orchestrating bomb attacks on his vehicles.

Feb–Mar 2026: The Forest Range Officer results were announced. A student named Abhishek Patel topped the state. Gyan Bindu claimed him. Khan Sir claimed him. On March 28, Patel visited Khan Sir’s office and was felicitated with a massive garland. Raushan Sir responded by releasing purported WhatsApp chats and publicly accused Khan Sir of paying ₹10 lakh to claim the topper.

June 2, 2026: Khan Sir’s supporters allegedly pasted their banners over the entrance board of Gyan Bindu Classes. Gyan Bindu staff went to protest. Stones flew. Iron rods clashed. Amid the chaos, Khan Sir’s private security guards allegedly fired shots into the air to disperse the crowd.

The state machinery finally responded to the gunfire. On June 3, 2026, a Patna court sent Raushan Anand and several associates to judicial custody after their arrest in connection with the vandalism case. But the script flipped when Gyan Bindu released CCTV footage that showed Khan Sir’s guards firing weapons. Police subsequently registered a case against Khan Sir under Section 109 of the BNS and the Arms Act, alleging the guards acted on his instructions.

Just when you thought the story was over, the script took another turn. Today, reports emerged that Prince, Raushan Sir's brother, has died in Nepal under mysterious circumstances. In Musallahpur, every ending is just the beginning of another chapter.

[Aaraynsh @aaraynsh]

Reviews on Meesho are so unfiltered 😭🤣

[Homie @homelander_yyy]

No one can beat this Indian team!