A Chris out of water

All ramblings are mine. I work in Creative and Sport, Inward Investment... Would rather be at a gig... Or with my Daughter (UPDATE* And/Or Son!)!

[A Chris out of water @ChurneMachine]

@HRP_palaces Thanks!

[A Chris out of water @ChurneMachine]

@HRP_palaces hi, we have tickets to visit Hampton court palace tomorrow but wanted to check if the playground is open/safe for the children? Thanks!

[A Chris out of water @ChurneMachine]

@thisisanfield Yuk. Hopefully won't need to play in it very often.

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@Tim_Burgess Seal Cub Clubbing Club. They were incredible as a support and their music is awesome! @sealcubclubclub

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@bushontheradio My Dad used to make us fish fingers, mash, and beans... and loads of bread and butter. My kids won't eat any of that so My current best effort is waffles and veggie nuggets... I can't believe my offering is worse than my dad's 80's cliché!

[A Chris out of water @ChurneMachine]

@bushontheradio I'm sorry, what?!

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@bushontheradio Reminds me of Broken Sword

[A Chris out of water @ChurneMachine]

@bushontheradio Depends if you're sat next to Matt Berry!

[The Lilacs @TheLilacsUk]

WE NEED YOUR HELP!!

We are looking for support acts for our Spring UK/IRE Tour. Being an upcoming artist ourselves we know the power of support acts and we’d love to pass some of that on 🫶🏽

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Tickets in bio x

[A Chris out of water @ChurneMachine]

@leonagraham All of the slowed down versions of EVERYTHING being used on TV and film for the last 10 years! Drives me mad but my other half and I just laugh every time we hear one now.

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@Thebestfigen That's a tortoise 🐢 and in the fable it races a hare.

[Lucy @crapolatombola]

Kevin McCallister is a right little shit bag, but you can’t deny he’s quite the booby trap connoisseur.

[A Chris out of water @ChurneMachine]

@MartinSLewis Red.

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@deancoughlin_

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@russ_wait @ThaEuropeanLad We tried this about 10 years ago in a Southern Amateur League match and we were made to retake it as the ball hadn't left the corner quadrant. I doubt we were about to smash it in from that angle anyway!!!

[A Chris out of water @ChurneMachine]

@russty_russ I loved this show, but nobody ever seems to remember it, and I've often been accused of inventing it!

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@thecasualultra @Criminalsimpson man getting hit by firework

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@FabrizioRomano Are utd now just signing Newcastle targets as a way to try and scupper Liverpool?! Is that all they have to play for this season?! It's pretty funny... and quite sad.

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@FabrizioRomano @spbajko Is he ever going to be fit again?

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@MuseumCommodore That's the one. Awesome stuff.