Andy Churnwell

Broadcaster on Emblem Digital and Superdrug FM. Leader of Revorce. Hard centrist. Landlord ally. Buy me a fat white? [email protected]

[Andy Churnwell @churnwell]

Do you ever have a moment of clarity, if only for a second, and wonder why you come to this website full of the worst people in the world posting bigotry for attention and money?

[Andy Churnwell @churnwell]

Sarah Pochin is fascism on laxatives.

[Sarah Pochin MP @SarahForRuncorn]

Burnham is socialism on steroids.

[Northern Greens @VoteGreenNorth]

@churnwell I’ve been dubbed Special A since I was born. Andy. A for Andy!

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Who in your opinion is The Chode King? Let me know below. 👇

[Andy Churnwell @churnwell]

This is like when I paid £500 to host Man O Man, but Chris Tarant refused and still took my money.

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Milly Alcock was reportedly paid ~$400K to star in 'Supergirl' 💰

(via @Variety)

[Andy Churnwell @churnwell]

Can’t imagine how Keir must’ve felt today. Pushed out from a job he loved & was achieving in. While Andy gets a free pass to PM, without any of us voting for him & when Keir grafted for it for years - it’s so wrong. I hope Keir’s next job is on the world stage, where he belongs!

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@RobboStevenson I think my remix begs to differ.

[Andy Churnwell @churnwell]

I poked my head in the vintage football shirt shop in Whitechapel earlier and they were playing Oasis and there were loads of men who smelt of farts wearing Oasis t-shirts. Anyway, I've remixed Wonderwall in tribute to those men.

[Andy Churnwell @churnwell]

Tuesday tunes.

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Poignant comment on the Oasis reunion. For many men up and down the country seeing Oasis together again is like being allowed to see the kids again, even if for some of us our actual children will never want to see us again.

[Andy Churnwell @churnwell]

I poked my head in the vintage football shirt shop in Whitechapel earlier and they were playing Oasis and there were loads of men who smelt of farts wearing Oasis t-shirts. Anyway, I've remixed Wonderwall in tribute to those men.

[Andy Churnwell @churnwell]

@MonnyDachismo Can't be clear what the account's intention was, but if we're being charitable it comes across as pretty misguided, and they seem to have stuck to their guns.

[Mr Bastardos @Ken_Stonger]

@EflSimpsons SimpsonsEDL

[Andy Churnwell @churnwell]

The journalist Michael White using hard maths to justify Israel's incessant bombing and torture of Palestinians.

[Andy Churnwell @churnwell]

Pretty sure that's the singer Prince, Michael. Were you not alive in the last century to witness his international stardom?

[MichaelWhite @michaelwhite]

You look very young, Jan, so I forgive you being rude and cocky . You’ll learn . With luck.

[Andy Churnwell @churnwell]

Me when lad at the Hungry Horse pops my Big Daddy's Ding-Dong Dawg down on the table.

[Andy Churnwell @churnwell]

Just heard that Lenny's going to be on Bill Maher's podcast next week to smooth over his reputation as a man who enjoys having intercourse with dogs.

[Andy Churnwell @churnwell]

The charisma, the showmanship, the rock 'n' effin roll. Lenny Swamp was my generation's hero and I don't believe the rumours for a second!

[Andy Churnwell @churnwell]

I gave Andy Burnham the hair of Sir Keir Starmer and discovered that they're the same person.

[Andy Churnwell @churnwell]

Burnham: No10 North will urinate the surplus dreams of prosperity into the open mouths of cybernetic Britain.

[Andy Churnwell @churnwell]

Me plugging into the nerve centre of rewired Britain.

[Beth Rigby @BethRigby]

Burnham: No10 North will be the nerve centre of rewired Britain

[Andy Churnwell @churnwell]

"YOU DO NOT KNOW WHO I AM!"

"Go on then, Keir. Do me in! You haven't got the bottle, do you? Power don't suit you, Keir. You're not the man you used to be."

"Fuck it. You're not worth it. I raised ya like you were me own flesh and blood. And this how you repay me?"

[Andy Churnwell @churnwell]

Not sure about this one.