Prof Kelvin Knox

McCain's Micro Chips YA author of the year 1993, and academic at University College Borehamwood

[Prof Kelvin Knox @2012Studies]

As an Arsenal fan, I'm not overly pleased to finish the season with only one trophy out of the four, with that trophy being the third best of the lot (behind the FA Cup and CL)

[Prof Kelvin Knox @2012Studies]

Je suis Parisienne maintenant

[Prof Kelvin Knox @2012Studies]

Currently in Budapest as I have tickets for the Champions League final, but if I'm honest, I might just take in the sights of the city tonight rather than watch my team get beat by PSG. Wonderful place.

[Prof Kelvin Knox @2012Studies]

@Orwell_Fan A lovely idea. I'll put it in the same frame as my Tottenham Hotspurs Europa League final ticket.

[Prof Kelvin Knox @2012Studies]

@Joseph_Boam I am diametrically opposed to you politically, but I'm duty bound to say that this kind of mindless political violence has no place in Britain. Furthermore, it may push me to voting Reform as a protest against these communist lunatics!

[Prof Kelvin Knox @2012Studies]

@TedTritton Only ever reluctantly for the Tories, thanks!

[Prof Kelvin Knox @2012Studies]

I find it so tedious when people say I can't support both Arsenal and Tottenham. It's like saying you can only love one of your two children (even if I do have a favourite.)

[Prof Kelvin Knox @2012Studies]

@Epping2ongar I stopped supporting when a communist made fun of my red trousers

[Prof Kelvin Knox @2012Studies]

@terryfuck45 @Orwell_Fan @stitzch Indeed, he is very much alive. In our hearts and in his catalogue of maestro guitar work 🙏

[Simon Hedges @Orwell_Fan]

Imagine the jam session they must be having up there!

[Prof Kelvin Knox @2012Studies]

I hope they do a Thai one as I'm a big fan of their rubs

[Prof Kelvin Knox @2012Studies]

@Im_sprouticus The fact we are not in a lockdown right now is illustrative of the bad actors surrounding Keir, rather than his poor decisions. I can imagine Burnham's thugs surrounding the poor man holding a revolver to his head

[Prof Kelvin Knox @2012Studies]

Keir Starmer is now the underdog, and believe me, there's nothing Brits love more than an underdog. Expect anyone who challenges Keir for the leadership to get a mauling from Johnny Public.

[Prof Kelvin Knox @2012Studies]

@BazakeMedia It would be like sacking Josep Guardiola for losing a few games 12-0 on the trot the season after winning the league. It's utterly absurd

[Prof Kelvin Knox @2012Studies]

@sarah_ox_laugh @BazakeMedia And this is precisely why you have been banned from every single Debenhams in South East England

[Prof Kelvin Knox @2012Studies]

@sarah_ox_laugh @BazakeMedia We never agreed upon what to do should the breasts exceed an E Cup, therefore your ridiculous areolas motion didn't pass. As Chief Executive Editor of Cyber Content, I must insist on full pixelation.

[Prof Kelvin Knox @2012Studies]

@BazakeMedia @sarah_ox_laugh It is me. Your boss.

[Prof Kelvin Knox @2012Studies]

@sarah_ox_laugh @BazakeMedia No, we pixelate the faces of young street thugs and womens' breasts. Numberplates are to be black barred.

[BAZAKE @BazakeMedia]

🚨 | BREAKING: With a catastrophic showing in the local elections expected, Downing Street aids have briefed those close to Sir Keir Starmer to keep dogs away from the beleaguered PM should he viciously attack one.