Prof Kelvin Knox

McCain's Micro Chips YA author of the year 1993, and academic at University College Borehamwood

[Prof Kelvin Knox @2012Studies]

Four years since Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II was kidnapped and locked in what I believe to be a @welcomebreak dungeon

[Prof Kelvin Knox @2012Studies]

@Orwell_Fan I think this goes without saying

[Prof Kelvin Knox @2012Studies]

The thing which annoys me most about climate protesters is that we're not going to achieve a damn thing until we drive Putin's army out of The Ukraine

[Prof Kelvin Knox @2012Studies]

@TreborRhurbarb @CentristQC That's one of them, yes.

Oh. Oohhh, you're taking the Michael, aren't you? Bet it feels good to hit a pensioner while he's down 😡

[Prof Kelvin Knox @2012Studies]

@CentristQC @TreborRhurbarb He broke many records, Piers. Lots of them.

[Prof Kelvin Knox @2012Studies]

@StreathamRovers @TaffGoose @TreborRhurbarb Very very well said 👍

[Samplo Corvodina of Streatham @TreborRhurbarb]

Lovely detail here about her meeting King Charles last year 🥰

[Prof Kelvin Knox @2012Studies]

Having thought long and hard about it, I think the real victims of the Arday affair are newspaper columnists.

[Prof Kelvin Knox @2012Studies]

As members of the Great British commentariat, it is so important we have a strong opinion on Jason Arday, and let everyone know about it. Constantly.

[Prof Kelvin Knox @2012Studies]

Great, my SHIT of a son, Spencer, replaced the mylar sheeting in my eclipse glasses with Quality Street wrappers. My eyes are completely FUCKED

[Prof Kelvin Knox @2012Studies]

@Redistributeth1 @RobZands @Glinner @SpeechUnion Oh, @Glinner is definitely an evil lunatic who needs to be in Broadmoor, but he didn't leave myself and @sarah_ox_laugh thousands in debt to Caffè Nero

[Prof Kelvin Knox @2012Studies]

@sometimesyouwin Yes. For at least another seven years.

[Prof Kelvin Knox @2012Studies]

Most of England is in DROUGHT conditions. DROUGHT! How the HELL are we not in a lockdown right now?

[Prof Kelvin Knox @2012Studies]

If only there was some kind of huge political union of countries next door to us from where we could borrow a few gallons of water 🤔

[Prof Kelvin Knox @2012Studies]

@Im_sprouticus We don't need to drinks the stuff, but it is essential for car washes, making paper, public fountains, and other essential British products

[Prof Kelvin Knox @2012Studies]

As a European living in England each time I see some fucking halfwit with a Union Flag I feel the same as Jews in Germany must have felt in the early 1930s each time they saw one of Hitler’s equally ridiculous halfwits. It’s a sickening blow to the stomach.

[Prof Kelvin Knox @2012Studies]

their kidneys give up the ghost. We don't need to drink water. We get all we need from the food we eat and via osmosis (and the odd glass of wine!)

[Prof Kelvin Knox @2012Studies]

The real reason there's a drought isn't because of hot weather or Thames Water losing 25% of its water to leaking pipes - though they are factors. The biggest reason by far is the "Hydration Revolution". Idiots walking around with giant Stanley water bottles, drinking until