Richard Pantis

Journalist | Founder of the Pantis Prize | Think Tank CEO | "Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers." - Voltaire

[Richard Pantis @DickPantis]

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ - The Guardian
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ - The Times
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ - The New European

"Pantis packs a hell of a punch!" - @2012Studies

[Richard Pantis @DickPantis]

A snippet from Chapter III of The Competence Trick - Starmer: The Great Reformer.

[Richard Pantis @DickPantis]

🚨🚨🚨BREAKING: Millwall promoted to Premier League after Southampton are expelled from playoffs.

Source: The Centre for Immigration Control

[Andy Churnwell @churnwell]

Can't believe Ronnie Cheese played Chode King at the UTK protest. Second encore!

[Richard Pantis @DickPantis]

🚨🚨🚨BREAKING: Hemel Hempstead man, Mark Thartley, 65, has been hospitalised after being mistaken for the real Sir Keir Starmer at yesterday's Unite The Kingdom protest.

[Andy Churnwell @churnwell]

Anybody in London today?

[Ivan Ivanovich Chernov 🇵🇸🔻 @IvanIvanovichC2]

@DickPantis

[Andy Churnwell @churnwell]

Keir Starmer addresses far-right in new speech: "That's right, cunts. I was a communist all along. You were finally right about something. And now it's time to get in the gulags and accept your punishment."

[Richard Pantis @DickPantis]

The great war correspondents - Martha Gellhorn filing from Madrid, Michael Herr in Vietnam, Marie Colvin under shellfire - believed history lived in the details. In that spirit, I too will venture into the frontline chaos: a forensic examination of a bag of Zack Polanski's pants.

[Richard Pantis @DickPantis]

It's important to know that taking the piss out of somebody who has confessed to surveying Zack Polanski's laundry is actually serious abuse.

[Richard Pantis @DickPantis]

Dan got his hands on a rucksack of @ZackPolanski's pants and sniffed them all in pursuit of career-ending scandal.

[Jacob Richter🇵🇸 @JRichter1917]

@DanNeidle @DickPantis this sounds very much like your sleuthing. Has Dan taken a leaf out of your book, sniffing around in dirty laundry?

[Richard Pantis @DickPantis]

Very thin skin. You'll never make it in this game with an attitude like that, Dan.

[Richard Pantis @DickPantis]

Sorry, @DanNeidle. The Pantis Prize is reserved for those who excel in British journalism. Although I appreciate your vision, your ham-fisted exposé has brought shame on the profession I love. Consider yourself officially banished from The Inner Circle.

[Fick Nerrari @FickNerrariLBC]

@malonebarry @TweetForTheMany Dan only had eyes for The Pantis Prize @DickPantis

[Andy Churnwell @churnwell]

#ChodeKing

[Richard Pantis @DickPantis]

🚨🚨🚨EXCLUSIVE: rumours are circulating in Westminster that Keir Starmer has signed a six album deal with Elektra records.

[Richard Pantis @DickPantis]

Zack Polanski stole the badge from a car and wore it like a medallion, pretending to be a member of rap outfit the Beastly Boys.

[Richard Pantis @DickPantis]

@DanNeidle https://t.co/oRcdb6DcEv

[Richard Pantis @DickPantis]

🚨🚨🚨BREAKING: infrared technology reveals that @ZackPolanski's home contains no poppies or poppy-themed items.

[Richard Pantis @DickPantis]

Utterly disgusting that the leader of a British political party would do this.

[Andy Churnwell @churnwell]

Absolutely livid. I can't believe he's done this.

[Richard Pantis @DickPantis]

In his nefarious quest to take over Britain, Zack Polanski foolishly forgot to account for one thing: a Cambridge-educated, award-winning journalist exposing his fondness for luxury Charlie Bigham's ready meals - meals most voters simply cannot afford.

[Richard Pantis @DickPantis]

@bobby_jags You're welcome.

[Richard Pantis @DickPantis]

This is an artist's impression of what Zack Polanski might look like sleeping in a state of the art antisemitism chamber. I find it so distributing to imagine him lying there for hours supercharging his powers.

[Richard Pantis @DickPantis]

Actually, journalists and broadcasters also drink on the job.

[Marl Karx @BareLeft]

It's great that they've spent two days telling us that drinking on the job is a great Working Class Tradition but can only name MPs and City Bankers as the professions where it's accepted.