Chidi Okereke

jack of many trades, master

[Akóh 🎴 @ManLikeAkoh]

Omor @Chydee and @0xYinka Citi has to come to Abuja o

[Chidi Okereke @Chydee]

Wahlai 🤞🏾

[Akóh 🎴 @ManLikeAkoh]

Omor @Chydee and @0xYinka Citi has to come to Abuja o

[Chidi Okereke @Chydee]

need to catch some of you in real life and show you one or two things. this behind keyboard thing no dey really cut am. need you to chat that shit so you’ll get an adequate response 😎

[Chidi Okereke @Chydee]

You people are actually unreal. I cannot believe the words I’m reading. My hope is you eventually meet someone who’s also unreal and who would match your insanity. Stupid animal.

[Oladoja Precious @PreciousOladoja]

@WumiTuase And I was eating!!!! Should I have left my food, exposed with nobody to attend to it, come out and re-park and then go back to eating the exposed food in a public space?
When you were eating, did anyone disturb you? Would you have left your food if you were in my shoes????

[Chidi Okereke @Chydee]

Looks like so much fun

[psyche @intorvert_birdy]

The giddiness lasted all night.🤭

[Chidi Okereke @Chydee]

@SeniorGong___ I no dey follow una do this kain stupid banter. Respect yourself.

[Chidi Okereke @Chydee]

see wetin Brighton wey mistakenly win us dey do arsenal 😔

[Chidi Okereke @Chydee]

@munmanpro I don see things but that chat na discovery

[Chidi Okereke @Chydee]

Curious as to how this ended.

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

Every new day, new problem.

[Chidi Okereke @Chydee]

God when will I get to self actualization? 😔🥹

[OG Waheedi. @gboukzi]

And now, several decades later, I sit on my balcony, cup of tea in hand, vision to the horizon, and wonder:

Is Fefenefe indeed the beauty of a woman?

[Chidi Okereke @Chydee]

“Period havers”.

[project hail rusty 🍉 @alittlevillainy]

i wish more period havers knew that you don’t have to have a period. it’s not a medical necessity! you can just get birth control in such a way that you get rid of it if you want to.

[Chidi Okereke @Chydee]

Citi Lounge today. Be there 👍🏿

[Chidi Okereke @Chydee]

lol. Is Denmark aware of this ‘agreement’?

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

BREAKING NEWS: I am pleased to announce that the United States of America has entered into an Agreement with The Kingdom of Denmark, and Greenland, that gives the United States permanent control over security, and all other needs, in Greenland, completely addressing ALL of our many U.S. concerns. There will be NO COST to the United States! At my direction, we worked with representatives of Denmark and Greenland to guarantee that the United States will FOREVER have the complete ability to do what is necessary in Greenland in order to secure and defend the security of Greenland, and the United States of America. Additionally, from now on, no U.S. adversary can EVER have a base in Greenland, have a military presence in Greenland, or make sensitive investments in Greenland, without our express written approval. For over 100 years, Presidents have known the strategic importance of Greenland, but NONE of them were able to do anything about it. I am proud to be the President that permanently and conclusively addressed this very important situation. This is an “Infinite Life” Agreement, there is no end! We are very honored and proud of what has just taken place, and everything agreed to today will be cherished by the American People. We will immediately begin the process of developing a large Military presence in the appropriate part of Greenland, of which there are many. We will work with the people of Greenland in its development and construction. This solution is a great one for the United States of America, Denmark, Greenland, and all of our Allies. We look forward to working with the wonderful people of Denmark and Greenland toward a magnificent future with respect to this large, and highly strategic, parcel of land. We will be very protective of it! This is a dream come true for the United States of America, one that is very important, historic, and special. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP

[Chidi Okereke @Chydee]

@bakhitaaaa @afrotechbabe Confirmed? Logical sha since 2027 is the iPhone’s 20th anniversary

[Chidi Okereke @Chydee]

@afrotechbabe Probably won’t change this one till the iPhone 20. Maybe, just maybe the 19. But def not the 18 😅

[Chidi Okereke @Chydee]

Banger. I’m trying to remember how I know the guy on the left.

[Mr Psquare @PeterPsquare]

December song is here “CHUKWU MEE” #snippets 🔥🦅🔥🚀🔥🚀🔥🚀

Another FIRE track from #OGFOREVER drops OCTOBER 1ST!

Team P! WE ARE NOT SLOWING DOWN! 🙅🏽‍♂️💯
It’s BACK-TO-BACK till NOVEMBER 30TH! 🦅🔥

NO SKIPS. JUST FIRE. 🔥🚀 #OGForeverAlbumIsComing #ChukwuMee

[Chidi Okereke @Chydee]

@johnlikenoother I’m not talking about jollof. Every food business in Nigeria will eventually sell it. Look at the backdrop and the entire setting.

[Chidi Okereke @Chydee]

A country where quality control goes and dies.

[Torlah. @T0laBelle]

Burger King Jollof Rice by Chef T 🔥🔥🔥

Will you be buying? 🌚

[Chidi Okereke @Chydee]

The biggest indicator that the Nigerian life has little to no value is how we react to tragedies like this. It’s also evident in how heads do not roll when things like this happen.

Your life really has little to no value in that country.

[Rinu Oduala 🔥🔫 @SavvyRinu]

They arrested these boys in Minna, tied them up with ziplocks, you can still see ziplocks on their hands, put them in dehumanizing conditions.

Then they proceeded to try to extort their parents of 500k each for bail after they suffocated to death.

This is a pattern we all know.