If anyone told me my boobies would not fit in my regular bra (sized DDD), before the 4th month of my pregnancy ended.. I’d punch them square on the mouth. Where the fuck am I supposed to put these things?
I think a reason I love my fiancé, is because he has such HARD stoner moments. The other night he asked me “Don’t we have a Hot Pocket maker? Or was that the Farmers?” 🤔 After some investigating, I found he was asking if we had a panini grill. 😂
I’ll be going on a 10-day vacation in 25 days. & I don’t give a DAMN. Couldn’t be more ecstatic. I need to find a beach or mountain, far far away from you fucks.