Things teachers say in 2020:
Take your mask off of your head.
The mask is not a sling shot.
Do NOT put the Clorox wipe you just cleaned your desk with on your face😩
Don’t lick your hands, you just washed them.
Who just whispered “coronavirus”?!
Flu season at CPE.
Things I said at work today:
We don’t cough in our friends faces🤗
Yes, you have to wash BOTH hands...with soap.
Get that out of your mouth.
No, I don’t want to know what color your “frow” up was.
Why would you eat a dirty hot chip off of the floor..?
💀
*calling parents today about school, puts their kid on speaker*
Me: Hey my love, I miss & love you so much!! How are you? What have you been doing??
Student: I wuv & miss you more Miss Fontenot! & I lost like 3 teef & I ate a bith-kit for breakfast so I know you’re jealous.
Me: