Chynna Hall

High Functioning Autistic.
Barely Functioning Adult.
Local Cryptid. Future Ghost.

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I don't struggle with depression. I'm actually very good at it.

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Them: When in Rome, do as the Romans do!
Me: Yes. Dispose of your enemies. Burn it all to the ground.
Them: ...what?

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Vaccines don't cause autism. Autism is kept exclusively in the Beyond section of Bed Bath and Beyond.

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Nothing makes me more uncomfortable than a dead silent dentist waiting room and it's just you and a creepy guy blatantly staring at you with a small grin.

I'm here to get a hole filled, and it ain't by you, BTK.

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I heard about Grimace's Birthday party and immediately got hyped that this opens the door for a Mac Tonight Bachelor Party.

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All the worlds a stage...
And I don't know any of my f***ing lines.

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Anytime I watch a show that takes place in an abandoned building with graffiti, I'm not watching the show for it's intended purpose. I am now watching to see if the editor missed any dirty graffiti.
It's like Where's Waldo, but for graffiti dicks.

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If the Mothman is real, do you think he practices any religions? Is he Jewish? He's not a Mothboy. Did he have a Moth Mitzvah? Is Mothman circumcized?

These are the questions that keep me up at night.

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*JT voice, as it strikes 12:01am on June 1st*
It's gonna be gaAaAaaY.

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It's hard to believe I'm asexual with the amount of times I've been FUCKED BY LIFE.

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Let me break this down, as someone who has ASD (formerly known as Asperger's) and didn't grow up in the 1%: You cannot pay for people to like you. You cannot pay for someone to have a subscription that advertises that they stand with your beliefs W/O THEM KNOWING and W/O CONSENT.

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Giving people blue checks against their will or consent is in direct violation of the Lanham Act, and you can sue for damages. This is false endorsement.

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New rule: if you want to have ANY job in government, you have to have a basic understanding of how the internet works.

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The only thing longer than a CVS receipt is their "reminder" text chains.

"Hey! We just filled your rx this morning, but here's your 7th text reminding you that you haven't picked it up yet!"

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Update: Singing @OfficialRJDio "Holy Diver" at an audition will in fact get you the role of the Witch in Big Fish the musical. 🤟

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I always feel awkward doing song auditions because I choose....unique songs...

Everyone is like "I chose a song from THIS musical! What did you go with?" And I'm sitting here like "....Dio."

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Clarissa didn't explain shit.

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Me: I don't shave my legs that often. Only for a good reason.
Them: What about for men?
Me: ...I said a GOOD reason.

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Entrepreneurs looking at the west side of Evansville: ...You know what this place needs? Another bar.

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Mother on m*rder show: I don't understand how my son became this. He was such a sweet kid.
*Proceeds to spend the next 45 minutes describing what an absolute demon child/red flag he was*

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Your happiness should not be dependent on validation from others.

Vice versa, your happiness should not be diminished by a lack of validation from others.