Went to planned parenthood with my old roommate and there were church ppl outside accusing her of abortion so I said “We’re here to find out if she has cancer. So we’ll see if your god is good or not” And I shit you not when we came out they weren’t there anymore
My landlord texted me and said “hey when are you going to catch up with rent for the past few months? Just wondering”. I said “I’ve been cashapping you the rent every month, like I’ve been doing?” And he said “oh… yeah just checked it’s there. Sorry didn’t check before thanks”