CiakMomma

There isn’t awesome without me!😂 Be prepared for political posts and inappropriateness , move on if offended xo

[CiakMomma @CiakChick]

My daughter to me this am on the Pope "why can't he just bless the ocean, so it would all be Holy Water?" 😳 #pope #questionsicantanswer #mom

[daz @MetamateDaz]

Millennials watching the boomers destroy everything yet again.

[Qadi @Bigqadi]

she did not stutter

[ً @wynrosei]

I blocked Fox News with parental controls at my parents' house and now my mom keeps calling, asking why they can't watch their news program, and I truly believe this is how we can make America great again.

[Chanteezy! ♉️💛 @iamchanteezy]

I voted for these two women in 2016 and 2024. My conscious is clear.

[CiakMomma @CiakChick]

Hubs qotd “I don’t want to own anything that I have to hold a bag of it’s poop” 😂

[CiakMomma @CiakChick]

Surgery today for me get home and he says he’s having chest pains makes it all about him - didn’t tell my mom about the surgery bc she’d make it all about her….did I marry the same personality - maybe to an extent, will I regret this tweet maybe if his chest pain is real :/

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, THE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD, THE COMMANDER OF THE GREATEST MILITARY ON EARTH, HAS BEEN BROKEN AND CRUSHED BY A LONE HECKLER. CLEAN UP IN AISLE 47!!

[CiakMomma @CiakChick]

If I never hear around the world by daft punk ever again in my minuscule life it will be too soon 😂 glass in my ears

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

AOC: “I understand that VP Vance believes shooting a young mother of three in the face three times is an acceptable America that he wants to live in, and I do not. That is a fundamental difference between VP Vance and I. I do not believe the American people should be assassinated in the street.”

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

No — We didn’t forget about the Epstein files.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Arrest ICE officer Johnathan Ross for the murder of Renee Nicole Good.

[Tim Hannan @TimHannan]

You’re a drug addict who paid $200M to elect a convicted felon who raped kids with Jeffrey Epstein.

[CiakMomma @CiakChick]

I was super sick one time and I used to go visit my Gram at least once a week, she was so worried she cooked an entire pot of chicken noodle soup for me and dropped off giant pots of it on my front stoop, something my mom would never in a million years think to do

[CiakMomma @CiakChick]

Can confirm having some greenery to take the edge off Thanksgiving after taking your bp meds after slaving in a hot kitchen all am causes you to hear colors 😂🧡🦃

[CiakMomma @CiakChick]

We are in agreement the parents we have left should have the following titles - R = queen of expectation ,C= Queen of the guilt trip ,A = king of emotional zero #boomers

[CiakMomma @CiakChick]

And now after yelling about ordering the thing, getting mad at the process, bringing me to tears, he’s pouting for the night on the couch, and I will forever look at the thing and remember the night it sucked to order it

[CiakMomma @CiakChick]

Him - what do I want for Christmas, I send a link, week goes by he says I didn’t order that if you still want it order it with me, okay I know he sucks at ordering online, but I’m sick to death of the excuses to just do the thing, I know anxiety but honestly it’s self inflicted

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

I will never understand how this was allowed to happen. Never.

[Jeannie Reed @Amedeo712]

she was 13.
he tied her to a bed, slapped her when she tried to fight,
raped her.
he was donald trump.
she was 13.

[CiakMomma @CiakChick]

When your hubs mom gives him a check for his birthday you cash it only to find out she put a stop payment on it 🤔 #happy50th