Brood XIX Cicadas

Swarming Middle TN by the millions. That's how we do.

[Chubby Bunny @ChubbyBunnyBebe]

Guess what? Flavors for sale!
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[Brood XIX Cicadas @CicadasXIX]

GASP. @taylorswift13's hair is too powerful for us. It's not erotic, but it is asphyxiation. Farewell, Nashville! #RIP

[Brood XIX Cicadas @CicadasXIX]

GASP. @NashvilleYeti save us!

[Brood XIX Cicadas @CicadasXIX]

We're still stuck in @taylorswift13's hair. Our violent thrashing is causing us to get more ensnared...cutting.off.air.supply!

[Brood XIX Cicadas @CicadasXIX]

Oh God. We may have overshot our landing. We're currently trapped in @taylorswift13's nest of hair. Don't panic. HELP! HELLLP!

[Brood XIX Cicadas @CicadasXIX]

We found Taylor Swift! We're dive-bombing her noooowwwww!

[Brood XIX Cicadas @CicadasXIX]

Some of you may think it's silly to spend our last bit of energy on T. Swift. We call it altruism. #yourewelcome

[Brood XIX Cicadas @CicadasXIX]

We're closing in on @taylorswift13! All 'singers' who sound terrible live should quake in fear.

[Brood XIX Cicadas @CicadasXIX]

We hear @taylorswift13 is shooting a music vid here in town- we're on our way to annoy and destroy!

[Brood XIX Cicadas @CicadasXIX]

We're mustering up our last bit of strength to dive bomb tourists and artists alike for the CMA awards. @taylorswift13 is 1st.

[Brood XIX Cicadas @CicadasXIX]

We've lost the will to live! RT @TheRyman: It's true - @officialadele has canceled her June 20 Ryman show due to illness.

[Brood XIX Cicadas @CicadasXIX]

@NashvilleYeti, I'm grieving the loss of @TNcicada. Hold me.

[Brood XIX Cicadas @CicadasXIX]

We're saddened by the passing of @TNcicada...he's the father of at least 1,567,523 eggs. Gone, but not forgotten!

[Brood XIX Cicadas @CicadasXIX]

Just chillin' by the pool, having sex in public, and bragging about it loudly. #jealous?

[Sharona @MeSharona]

@CicadasXIX you made me crash my mower!!!!

[Brood XIX Cicadas @CicadasXIX]

We're wondering how many near-accidents have been caused by us flying into cars while you drive. Share your stories!

[Brood XIX Cicadas @CicadasXIX]

@hellsbails not cool.

[Save Hannibal @collectorsexpo]

FYI Vanderbilt Uni is NOT looking for / paying $1,000 for white or blue -eyed cicadas. It's a rumor. @TNCicada @CicadasXIX @cicadamania

[Brood XIX Cicadas @CicadasXIX]

Everyone's getting back to work and so are we. It's not easy being sleazy. #singmatedie