Jake

[Jake @CiccarelliJake]

spending money on me is good for the economy

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

MAGA 2021: “Don’t tell me to wear a mask.” “Don’t force a vaccine.” “Don’t tell me to stay home.”

MAGA 2026: “Just follow orders.” “Have your papers ready.” “Comply. Don’t die.”

[Jeffrey Ⓥ @LiftForever67]

#SundayThoughts

[Dre Guevara @DreGuevara3]

they robbed your future from you and blamed it on immigrants and half of you were stupid enough to fall for it

[NKY Lefty @NKY_Leftist]

Sexual assault is a deal breaker for the left. The right cannot say the same.

[Alex by Alene Too @adrianasmojito]

1. Luann almost falling off the camel
2. Alex Mccord wearing Herman Munster while stomping down the stairs

[alxndr @alexaldente]

Devastating blow to sexy people everywhere

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

There’s somebody making $22,000/year in rural America going to bed right now that sincerely believes Donald Trump spent his whole day fighting for them.

[judgy eyes @realityvonteas]

Work like Vicki. Love yourself like Lisa Barlow. Spend like Dorit. Spiral like Shannon. Disengage like Meredith. Vacation like Ramona. Stir the pot like Tamra. Hold a grudge like Lisa Vanderpump. Live your own truth like Teresa.

[Chris @yolanda_parody]

me trying to use psychic powers to transform someone into nuts

[Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. @ParikPatelCFA]

He stopped making his coffee at home

[Lisa Vanderbump @confideinm3]

got hit by the sudden fear of the passage of time

[Boo @IzaBooboo]

Ok, but

[sean @_sn_n]

MAGA after Trump solves a problem he literally caused in the first place

[Razem Zduńska Wola#Razem2027 @RazemJmperium]

his children's love

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Jimmy Kimmel sends birthday wishes to Donald Trump: “Happy 80th Donald! A pal is a wonderful thing. Happy Birthday and may every day be another wonderful secret.”

[Drunk Lib Shill @drunklibshill]

We actually need mandatory classes for Gen Z to deal with relationships like proper adults.

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

Incredible things are being posted in Facebook

[j aubrey 🤠 @jaubreyYT]

This is what did it btw

[Swaggy Unc, IQ 267 @swaggyunc]

Eating in Mexico coming from England or Scotland has got to be a transcendent experience. Like seeing colors for the first time

[PaulleyTicks @PaulleyTicks]

She's living Lindsey Graham's wet-dream.