Cic

[Cic @Cicely_Nguyener]

God, I have to say it. “Witchy girls” are so annoying. It’s up there with being a Disney adult or a vegan or a Swiftie. Or a Christian. Like give it a rest.

[Cic @Cicely_Nguyener]

It’s so bizarre seeing people I went to high school with just live in stupidity. Couldn’t be me. 😂

[Cic @Cicely_Nguyener]

I’m going to get kicked off TikTok one day for saying obsessive weird boy moms just want their sons to think they’re hot. But I’m not wrong.

[Cic @Cicely_Nguyener]

Lee’s Summit fire trucks being yellow is so pick-me.

[vulvana @vulvanastarr]

I wonder what Mrs Matthews is up to

[Cic @Cicely_Nguyener]

X/Twitter, I need advice. I’m supposed to hang out with Kris tonight but I made the plans before I remembered that he said Tom Sandoval was hot. Do I cancel or try to remain his friend?

[Cic @Cicely_Nguyener]

I am so not a “kind soul” kinda person. I have no problem hating things. And boy, do I hate. 🥰

[Cic @Cicely_Nguyener]

I loooove calling men losers. And I’m literally never wrong.

[Cic @Cicely_Nguyener]

Some people just look like they stink. Even when they’re all cleaned up. They just look like the kinda person that stinks anyway.

[Cic @Cicely_Nguyener]

It is BIZARRE to me when people say humans aren’t animals. It’s possibly the highest level of dumb a person can reach.

[Cic @Cicely_Nguyener]

*talking about cupping*

Me: I’ve never thought it looked like it felt good. But I’ve never really had issues that cupping would help.

Ori: Yeah, you just have mental issues.

😶😶😶

[Cic @Cicely_Nguyener]

*getting off the phone with Ori*

Ori: “Okay, farty, bye.”

[Cic @Cicely_Nguyener]

My boyfriend is the hottest person alive. Oh, and he’s lovely.

[Cic @Cicely_Nguyener]

I have got to start making myself get pedicures more. This is incredible.

[Cic @Cicely_Nguyener]

My party trick is showing people @vulvanastarr’s Twitter.

[Cic @Cicely_Nguyener]

@vulvanastarr I literally said “You cheat on me all the time with Kris,” and he said “That doesn’t count.”

[Cic @Cicely_Nguyener]

Me: How many people have you hooked up with this week?

Ori: I don’t know. Feels like 2 or 3 different people sometimes. Depends on the day.

Awww 🥰🥰🥰

[Cic @Cicely_Nguyener]

I wish my mommy and Rona could’ve met Ori. 🥺🥺🥺

[Cic @Cicely_Nguyener]

Similarly to me shit talking Trump-MAGA-rights that I know, I wonder how those people shit talk me and my left-progressive-ism. I’d love to be a fly on that wall. I’m sure the jokes are less funny.

[Cic @Cicely_Nguyener]

I’ve never felt this type of exhaustion before.