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@CiderTerriblist If I were you Id dance naked in the middle of the street just to embarrass you.

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@CiderTerriblist You want to buy a magical chia pet?

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@CiderTerriblist I only live about ten percent in this reality.

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@CiderTerriblist YOU ARE ALL SLEEPER CELLS. YOU ARE ALL AGENTS OF CHANGE AWAITING ACTIVATION.

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@CiderTerriblist Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum: I think I think, therefore I think I am.

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@CiderTerriblist Time Warner: bringing you the finest in cradle-to-grave thought management.

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@CiderTerriblist It feels great to wake up and not know what day it is, doesnt it?

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@CiderTerriblist Try to be like the turtle... at ease in your own shell.

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@CiderTerriblist You know its a bad morning when you get up out of bed and miss the floor.

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@CiderTerriblist You dun goofed

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@CiderTerriblist I think you had better start lining your hat with tinfoil.

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@CiderTerriblist Any given program, when running, needs debugging. Any debugged program is obsolete.

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@CiderTerriblist Eagles may soar, but weasels dont get sucked into jet engines.

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@CiderTerriblist Evolution doesnt take prisoners.

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@CiderTerriblist After all, we only go around once. Theres really no time to be afraid.

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@CiderTerriblist I have turtle recall

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@CiderTerriblist The Delta-United Ring Formation Theory states that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.

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@CiderTerriblist Welcome to the Federal Bureau for Reducing Bureaucracy!

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@CiderTerriblist Could I interest you in a pet rock?

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@streetscoop Could I interest you in a pet rock?