Thick Heavy Cider

I like cider. I also like foxes.

[Thick Heavy Cider @CiderThick]

@skibidiblazor This might have hit him a little too hard, but yes, he realized that orbital mechanics were easier than dealing with Child Support Services and stuck with something simple like Full Metal Alchemist.

[Thick Heavy Cider @CiderThick]

No Planetes either. Two characters in it are him. What is he even doing?

[HikiPTG @HikiPTG]

why princess mononoke when the wind rises was right there for a tech elite

[Thick Heavy Cider @CiderThick]

@trueliberal1848 @VDAREJamesK

[Thick Heavy Cider @CiderThick]

I want a movie like Fantasia and AI would be wonderful for that.

[Roman Helmet Guy @romanhelmetguy]

Tech bros need to hear this: Nobody wants AI feature films. Imagine if Obsession was exactly the same, but all the actors were AI. It wouldn’t produce the same emotion at all. Art is human. I know we all hate Hollywood, but the solution isn’t AI. It’s funding a new Hollywood.

[Thick Heavy Cider @CiderThick]

If your county fair has a vendor selling Koolaid pineapple spears, you may want to move.

[Seed Oil Disrespecter™️ @SeedOilDsrspctr]

I only want my game developers to look like this

[Thick Heavy Cider @CiderThick]

"The music from my phone is loud and disruptive? Pardon me, let me put in my headphones."

[Officer Frenly (High IQ) @FrenlyOfficer]

“Oh, you don’t want me to hang out in your tent during this track meet? I’ll find another place to sit.”

[Thick Heavy Cider @CiderThick]

Sorry I am not liking your gem posts. I am improving my For You page by liking as many anime girls and big tittie posts as possible.

[山猫軒 @gatoocelot]

USA！USA！

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)o彡゜おっぱい！おっぱい！

USA！USA！

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)o彡゜おっぱい！おっぱい！

[memetic_sisyphus @memeticsisyphus]

It should be self-evident that promoting these voices was insane, and that everyone involved in it should be ashamed. They had nothing of value to offer. No new perspective, just racial hatred disguised as cries about oppression.

[Thick Heavy Cider @CiderThick]

If we liquidate this being and used its organs as transplants we can save ten people.

[they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza]

If we liquidated Elon Musk as a financial entity we could each pocket $3,000. Just putting that out there. 3K. Not bad.

[Thick Heavy Cider @CiderThick]

Your children cannot receive any Happy Meals because Perry buys them all with his points.

[Pericles @PerryALPHA]

I'm basically a trillionaire

[Thick Heavy Cider @CiderThick]

@QuetzalPhoenix Why do you want to sneak into Mexico?

[Thick Heavy Cider @CiderThick]

@sadreturns Emo will return.

[HikiPTG @HikiPTG]

billions

[Thick Heavy Cider @CiderThick]

Drop with it.

[Gun Junkie @gunjunky]

Thompson mag dumps

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Thick Heavy Cider @CiderThick]

We're going to meet Yakub, boys.

[ThePatrioticBlonde™🇺🇸 @ImBreckWorsham]

Posted and then almost instantaneously removed.

What the literal hell is this?

[moon⭑.ᐟ @cuteonlyvibes]

you have to name him the last thing you ate