Calm Before The Storm

''You know I’m bad. just last week, I murdered a rock, Injured a stone, Hospitalized a brick. I’m so mean, I make medicine sick.” - Muhammad Ali.

[Calm Before The Storm @Cidersupernova_]

@BBCNews The BBC is a fucking joke! Report what actually happened.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Release the body camera videos

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Release the footage, you evil bastards!

[Crack Amico @CrackAmicoRAP]

Chelsea Handler DISS TRACK 🤫

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

The best thing is, they'll never forget it 👍

[Oasis World Fan Page @oasisworld_]

NOEL GALLAGHER SLAMS GLASTONBURY AS 'WOKE' AND 'VIRTUE SIGNALING':

“It’s getting a bit woke now, that place, and a bit kind of preachy and a bit virtue-signalling. I don’t like it in music – little fucking idiots waving flags around and making political statements and bands taking the stage and saying, ‘Hey guys, isn’t war ­terrible, yeah? Let’s all boo war. Fuck the Tories man,’ and all that. It’s like, look – play your fucking tunes and get off.”

[Calm Before The Storm @Cidersupernova_]

@JamieJackArmy Some absolute Mongs in Swansea. Fucking embarrassing place!

[Carlos Alcaraz @carlosalcaraz]

Job completed! 🫡

[Will Macpherson @willis_macp]

Joe Root has 41 Test hundreds, eight more than the next best Englishman.

He has 20 ODI hundreds, seven more than the next best Englishman.

Across formats, these are England's top centurions:
61 - Root
38 - Cook
32 - KP
28 - Gooch
27 - Strauss

Incredible player

[Calm Before The Storm @Cidersupernova_]

@orange_peelbeef The dream sequences ruined an otherwise flawless program!

[Calm Before The Storm @Cidersupernova_]

@TheRobinsZone Such a beautiful goal!

[Calm Before The Storm @Cidersupernova_]

@Ladbrokes Along with Fuse bars, verrucas, white dog shit, Tab Clear and the fact that Liz Truss was Prime minister, what is something else that you had completely forgotten about?

[Calm Before The Storm @Cidersupernova_]

@piersmorgan @englandcricket Piers, you've been championing this idiotic style of cricket from the start. It was never going to work in Australia like it didn't work in India, Pakistan or New Zealand. Heads should roll!

[No Context County Cricket @NoContextCounty]

The culture shock the England boys are going to have under the new head coach is going to be the same as when kids move into year 7 and find out for the first time the world doesn’t revolve around them

[Calm Before The Storm @Cidersupernova_]

@TheBarmyArmy Go on The Driscoll brothers!

[Rajiv @Rajiv1841]

Joe Root scored 13,662 runs in his career & still used to get called home bully!!

Joe Root avg outside England:
🇿🇦 - 50.21,
🇳🇿 - 50.30,
🇱🇰 - 65.50,
🇮🇳 - 45.42,
🇦🇪 - 57.40,
WI - 51.50,
🇦🇺 - 37.25
🇵🇰 - 47.70

- Dominated entire world, greatest after Sachin!

[England's Barmy Army 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🎺 @TheBarmyArmy]

The moment Joe Root reached his first ever century in Australia 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿😍

#Ashes

[Test Match Special @bbctms]

England's greatest has done it all over the world, and now he's finally ticked Australia off the list. ✅

A sublime century at the Gabba to cement Joe Root's iconic status. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

#BBCCricket #Ashes

[Bristol City FC @BristolCity]

We were saddened to hear of the passing of Marvin Brown aged 42.

Marvin joined the Bristol City Academy at the age of eight and went on to become the club’s youngest player, aged just 16 years and 71 days in September 1999.

While at the club, Marvin featured for England Under-16s and Under-17s before moving on to Forest Green Rovers in 2004.

A proud Bristolian, Marvin founded Total Pro Soccer, a development centre for young boys in the Bristol area and worked as an Academy coach at Bristol City alongside and beyond his playing career in various roles and played a crucial role in the development of numerous Academy graduates.

Our sincere condolences go to his family & friends.