StalCief

like a pacifist pornstar i come in peace.

[StalCief @CiefStal]

You’ve heard of dos-a-cero but have you heard of two-zero, eh? #usmnt

[StalCief @CiefStal]

the world needs a chester watson and earl sweashirt collab so everyone can chill the fuck out for a hot sec

[StalCief @CiefStal]

i swear there are some people in wetherspoons that, like the school teachers in elementary school, live there permanently and exist only within the building

[StalCief @CiefStal]

the old lady next to me smells like fermenting skittles and i think i could end it all rn

[StalCief @CiefStal]

i don’t understand why more people aren’t asking for an audiobook of mrs dalloway read by boomhauer

[StalCief @CiefStal]

bereal so demanding like damn bitch maybe wanna i fuck around and bemischievous

[StalCief @CiefStal]

headbutting randos in the club just to feel something

[StalCief @CiefStal]

i stand by my typo.

[StalCief @CiefStal]

currrntly studying in london and honestly my new favorite bit is to tell brits that they should visit columbus ohio at all costs. make fun of me for being confused at the tube? fuck you go to ohio.

[StalCief @CiefStal]

eunuchs’ prolly go to arby’s and be like “where is it 🔫😠”

[StalCief @CiefStal]

yo what the FUCK is up with stella someone come get ya girl

[StalCief @CiefStal]

Ellen fills me with murderous rage

[StalCief @CiefStal]

y’all porn is in 1440p now, there are some silver linings to 2020

[crisp mattman @cushbomb]

Due to overwhelming public interest the 2020 presidential election has been extended for another two months.

[StalCief @CiefStal]

my sleep schedule is so fucked up that my sleep paralysis demon and i have an elaborate handshake involving 3 rounds of RPS and a 720 twist

[merty @mertyskrrty]

I’m so drunk and for what

[StalCief @CiefStal]

i would sacrifice all my moral standards to get a goldfish sponsorship. please pepperidge farm like bro PLEAASSSEEEEE

[StalCief @CiefStal]

yea my grandma gotta a dank ass WAP.

you know, warm ass pie.

[StalCief @CiefStal]

*people sitting in amsterdam*

“well at least american weed is good”

[StalCief @CiefStal]

hey google, send in the drone strike.