Cigar Thots

The 5th most popular parody account in the state (of Denial).

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@JacsonBevens .... p*ssy?

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@CigarThoughts Should have gotten Kim Wyman imo

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@JacsonBevens Sigh.... *unzips pants*

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OMG MINA KIMES IN THE CIGAR LOUNGE LET'S LIGHT EM UP

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On we go with Positional Breakdowns.

Entering the lounge today with @JacsonBevens? 🔮

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Cigar Thots like it HOT!

can't wait to try these stogies

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THEY’RE HERE!

Official Cigar Thoughts cigars are now available. Using a 13-year-aged blend of Dominican tobacco, it’s an incredibly smooth smoke at an amazing value.

Order yours directly from https://t.co/vghQC9ZfaT

Bundles of 10 are just $169, less than half of MSRP! ($375)

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@JacsonBevens Welcome back to Cigar THOTS 🥵

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DICKS ARE TEMPORARY. GLORY IS ETERNAL

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Dicks are temporary. Glory is eternal

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jaXXXon does it again 👑

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Cigar Thoughts are up. Took me about an hour after the game to even start writing about it, but I’m glad I took the time. I hope y’all are too.

Cheers:
https://t.co/OKrlb3u1o0

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@JacsonBevens 💦💦💦

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We at Cigar Thots simply love Mina. This is going to be good.

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🚨 Just wrapped up the latest episode with the incomparable @minakimes.

Show will be available shortly wherever you get your podcasts.

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BALL. DAMN. CLUB.

#GOMS

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Let's Ride 'em up!

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New episode!

@JacsonBevens + @mikebarwin sit down w/ ESPN’s @BradyHenderson to discuss SEA’s wild win over DEN, how it changes expectations, and his terrific article on the events leading to the Russell Wilson trade.

Plus, a look ahead to the SF game!

https://t.co/PG8PhGjYgR

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The dancing on graves continues. Let's Ride!

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I know y’all giving this poor fella a tough time but to be fair, if anyone knows what losers sound like today, it’s Broncos fans

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We grave-dancing tonight

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YALL

More like JaXXXon 🥵

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“Russell Wilson is one of the most important athletes in Seattle’s history... the author of many of our greatest sports memories. He’s also a giant fucking cornball and got damn does it feel good to finally say that out loud.”

Cigar Thoughts are back:

https://t.co/C1odohDApP

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We demand @CigarThoughts

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🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

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Geno Smith, playing in front of the 12s as the first post-Russ QB, is 12 for 12 passing

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LET'S RIDE

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Bang

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