Major Kong

Enlightened through Socratic ignorance. Quick witted and quick with it, above average BBQ guy, your huckleberry #ReturnToMonke #EyesOpen

[Major Kong @Cigar_Slim]

Hangxiety at an all time high, perfect time to watch the new season of The Bear

[Major Kong @Cigar_Slim]

@esjesjesj Update the profile pic you twink bitch. You're 30+ and still a fag

[Major Kong @Cigar_Slim]

@Wizarab10 Muslim, opinion is null

[Major Kong @Cigar_Slim]

@D162Michele Shut the fuck up, bot

[Major Kong @Cigar_Slim]

@europemaxxed Is Mark a Jew?

[Fugs 🇵🇸🇾🇪🇱🇧🔻 @FugeusRedux]

Sometimes I imagine Hunter Biden in his crack era terrorising his father like Bam Margera terrorises Phil in Jackass

[Chilly Chud @girltummyfan]

Millennials be like “Norm McDonald is funny”

Then you watch some of his videos and there’s
- no Meta glasses pranks
- no FAH or vine boom sound effects
- no meme clips interspersed
- no undisclosed gambling ads
- no Dexter background music

Like what am I supposed to laugh at

[Major Kong @Cigar_Slim]

@benaveryisgood @bendoingsoyface @lemonpartyshow2 Hong Kong blood

[Major Kong @Cigar_Slim]

@ShawndersH16776 Please commit triple homicide on your friends and then turn the gun on yourself

[Major Kong @Cigar_Slim]

Oh an Uber driver that speaks zero English? 0% tip and reported.

[Major Kong @Cigar_Slim]

@a1ways0nline @ReighpDrumpf You're responding to a bot

[Major Kong @Cigar_Slim]

@Bappa_195 It's almost like they'd rather be poor in a homogeneous country than ever have to deal with retarded blacks.

[Major Kong @Cigar_Slim]

@BaneThe76451 Or you're just a foreign nigger that doesn't speak the native language

[Major Kong @Cigar_Slim]

@DeWayneCarter72 @4thOfJuly365 Shut the fuck up bot

[Major Kong @Cigar_Slim]

@skyesmithdotjpg @united Shut up faggot

[Major Kong @Cigar_Slim]

@MatrixMysteries Fat and a woman. Opinion doesn't mean shit

[Major Kong @Cigar_Slim]

@danabeers @drupybahlss Frustrated, reponds to a burner account with less than a 100 followers 😢 Barstool is gonna cut your sorry ass if this what they have to see during your "content review". Might as well buy Kool-Aid pineapples next.

[Major Kong @Cigar_Slim]

@Chicago_Goofies Septum piercing theory is so undefeated. Women just need to shut the fuck up

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

Reform have today said they want the worst rape gang offenders to 'face whole-life sentences'.

Weak. They must be put to death.

[Arbiter @r_b_t_r]

@AFpost “Oy vey, this young man says Jews are vindictive and try to ruin people’s lives. How dare he! 😤 😡

Let’s dox him and make sure he never gets a job again, the antisemite! 😠”

Classic.