Mia

She/her. Sugarcoated hostility. I’m much more popular on Instagram.

[Mia @CigaretteCalpol]

If I had Tinder this would be my bio.

[Mia @CigaretteCalpol]

Just did a Covid test without gagging.

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

He’s innocent until proven guilty. Unless he is of course proven guilty, in which case it is a stitch up.

[Gina @ginamartinuk]

What are the chances that a man who's had stories swirling about him for a decade in his industries would just happen to built a brand that perfectly instills suspicion of all media and creates the ideal fan base to insulate him, all before allegations about him finally leak?

[Mia @CigaretteCalpol]

Laters, taters!

https://t.co/axBRFZ4w4d

[Rafa Sales Ross @rafiews]

Margot Robbie had the chance to do the greatest fashion press tour ever and lord did she take it

[Mia @CigaretteCalpol]

@AvaSantina I just want to shake a box of salad.

[Mia @CigaretteCalpol]

@notsosexintheci I don’t think I’ll ever get over it.

[Mia @CigaretteCalpol]

@KimFishlegs 👀👀👀👀👀

[Mia @CigaretteCalpol]

@KimFishlegs You know my answer.

[The Purple Pimpernel @Eyeswideopen69]

Cornwall voted massively for Brexit and is 100% Tory-run.

It received over £1 billion in EU funding from 2000 and was to receive another £350m after 2020.

Instead, it was awarded £18 million and beaches covered in human excrement.

Brexit illustrated.

https://t.co/83uhPJdLQ4

[Modelland Survivor @MonopolyPhonic]

🚨 Matty Healey’s mother joined the band on stage at tonight’s The 1975 gig:

[Mia @CigaretteCalpol]

@Fi79 I’ve never had it from a significant other either! I’ve been very lucky that I’ve had girlfriends who have though, my friends are a million times more romantic than any partner I’ve ever had.

[trish @ultragloss]

wake up babe architectural digest just dropped photos of barbie’s house from barbie (2023)

[Lucy @LMAsaysno]

i did not see this one coming

[Mitten d'Amour @MittenDAmour]

Not to be all bucket of cold water, but I really hope Schofield’s runner is being supported in all this. Poor fucker wasn’t even out and he’s been dragged all over social media, with mirth and merriment made of what may be legit grooming. Career and reputation fucked.

[Mia @CigaretteCalpol]

@hollyshortall The FIGHT CLUB white brings out in me

[Mia @CigaretteCalpol]

Barbie opening the first night of Leo. I’m calling it, my job is homophobic.

[Matthew @MatthewTorbitt]

Appears somebody has driven into the gates of Downing Street

[teen of sardines🐟 @BRATTYBARBl]

The idea of Taylor Swift sitting down for a roast dinner on a Sunday with with them is sending me