Dilapidating Silhouette

animal bones lover, coal miner, former father, bird scooter copper harvester, lighthouse keeper, eco-terrorist, fleshlight connoisseur, bong water enjoyer.

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White culture is having a cousin who shoots frogs with a BB gun

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its a piss in the sink kinda night

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this is if annoying orange was made by the japanese

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Americans also use a different method in the metric system for counting population in cities, we judge a city's size based off of how many McDonald's locations it has, at a rate of 1 per 23,000 people

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Can we stop acting like this is for “organs” Japan is clearly hellbent on making an octopus woman you can fuck

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It’s a piss in the sink kinda night

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We need suicide nets at the dmv

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Bending someone over a public bathroom sink or fucking in a stall is like the mile high club for people with venereal disease

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Traditional Chinese is awesome because there’ll be a character that means something like “wife” and it’s comprised of 3 radicals that mean “deafening uterus regret”

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Batman definitely wouldn’t kill baby Hitler dude

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I wonder if North Koreans drive to work and walk around listening to songs named shit like “without Kim Jung Ill there would be no sun”

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The left wants to glaze over the fact that global warming is causing the yetis to migrate south!

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Does anyone remember the part of the Quran where the Prophet Muhammad unwraps his turban to reveal his massive exposed pulsating brain or am I in the middle of a Mandela effect

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if they had mexican guys working on the sagrada familia it would’ve been finished in 3 weeks

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The smell of Jack Daniel’s gives me nostalgia

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I treat my wife like Boston Dynamics treats their robots

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If you get robbed in Mexico and call the police you’ve just assure you’re gonna get robbed a second time

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無女, 尋撥臭膣屄。

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We took evolution and made it our bitch

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Cyka told me better dead than red, I said so vi et

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W-2 came in 🤑