Cigarette Breakfast

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@bigdumbidiotbby Just leave the register open and use the trust system

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@bigdumbidiotbby Soup du jour: ashtray beer

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@bigdumbidiotbby If they didn't want you to keep it they shouldn't have given you the cup

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@bigdumbidiotbby Irritable Bowel Summer

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@bigdumbidiotbby Wrigleyville magatha

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@bigdumbidiotbby "If you think I was cringe yesterday just wait until tonight"

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@bigdumbidiotbby I thought you already did

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@bigdumbidiotbby After returning from a 2 year sabbatical I am once again drunk in public

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@bigdumbidiotbby Crack a hand warmer packet like a glowstick then drink it while waiting on the CTA

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@bigdumbidiotbby what now

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@bigdumbidiotbby High functioning alcohol poisoning

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@bigdumbidiotbby Full handprint

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@bigdumbidiotbby Big if true.

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@bigdumbidiotbby sooooo true

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@bigdumbidiotbby Send forth the child

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@bigdumbidiotbby @killurlandlord Pass him a blunt that actually explodes like a bugs bunny cartoon

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@bigdumbidiotbby Just throw it in the chicago river like everything else that comes from the dave matthews band

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@bigdumbidiotbby yea