be gay, do crime

noodle up, you unfunny fucks

[be gay, do crime @CilantroSam]

@alexbellos For The World’s Funniest Crossword, you have “HAHAAA” as an answer but that regex (which would be HA(HA+)+ presumably) isn’t an option to choose

[be gay, do crime @CilantroSam]

@TrueCrimeObsess you guys always include jodi arias in your patreon lineup but you did that on the normal feed 😂😭 new tag line: we’ve done so many series we can’t even remember which series are where
❤️❤️😎👉👉

[be gay, do crime @CilantroSam]

@MurderSmall i’m catching up on the podcast and i’m at the tail end of 2019 and your enthusiasm for the 2020 live shows is tragic

[be gay, do crime @CilantroSam]

*intro to earth, wind, and fire’s hit song “september” plays*

[Utica Schools @uticaschools]

Utica Community Schools Superintendent Dr. Christine Johns Announces Retirement https://t.co/PcIxJtOLZ8

[be gay, do crime @CilantroSam]

@JessieDiGiovann @leenatwal @UAIS_Phoenix oh are we talking about @UAIS_Phoenix and how nobody but Ms. Hall would actually call out blantant sexism going on among the students? cause y’all know i got stories

[be gay, do crime @CilantroSam]

@kayleighisrad what those hands do 👀

[be gay, do crime @CilantroSam]

@Benooty_B I think he was trying to match the poster lmao

[be gay, do crime @CilantroSam]

happy 6th anniversary to kickin it in nyc with kman (aka JT 👀)

[be gay, do crime @CilantroSam]

look how YOUNG i look in 2014

[be gay, do crime @CilantroSam]

@Lin_Manuel Only when I have to spell it

[be gay, do crime @CilantroSam]

@TrueCrimeObsess @patrickhinds @OneLuckyGay just listened to your interview on tco’s patreon and all that matters is that Brent did forensics!! Oratory and Impromptu, good for you man those are tough

[be gay, do crime @CilantroSam]

THOSE WORKERS GOT THE HELL OUTTA DODGE GOOD FOR THEM THEY DESERVED SO MUCH BETTER

[be gay, do crime @CilantroSam]

i’m watching this cool architecture show and first episode we have this DUMBASS who doesn’t hire an actual architect so there are no blueprints so these poor construction workers are just like
*sigh* then what did you want?

[be gay, do crime @CilantroSam]

How is this man so self-absorbed and just rude?

[Gregory Hardin II @GregoryHardinII]

I’m sorry but if people such as fast food and grocery store workers are considered to be “essential workers” during a global pandemic then they deserve way more than $15 a fucking hour.

[Public Citizen @Public_Citizen]

McDonald’s lobbied against paid sick leave in the Coronavirus relief bill.