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my pronouns are: velociraptor/apache helicopter

[_Chase😈 @Ankara_inc]

Tom Holland says he made the biggest mistake by becoming a Tottenham fan

“My brother Harry was the first person to pick a club to support.”

“He didn’t want to support Chelsea, Arsenal, or United because he didn’t want to be a glory hunter.”

“When my brother Sam said he’d support Tottenham too, Harry told him, ‘Don’t do it! Pick another club.’”

“Sam picked Arsenal instead, and Paddy followed.”

“I couldn’t leave Harry on his own, so I picked Tottenham.”

“It’s probably one of the worst decisions I’ve ever made.”

[Denver Broncos @Broncos]

Sheeeeesh, @D1__JW 🐧

[Barry Carter @Barry_Carter]

Me to the poker gods when I lose a flip (after previously winning a flip)

[BetMGM 🦁 @BetMGM]

It's official the Mets are back

[PetersonIsKing @Peterson_IsKing]

BREAKING: The MLB home run derby participants have announced their pitchers:

Ben Rice: Kodai Senga
Junior Caminero : Matt Seelinger
Munetaka Murakami: David Peterson
Kyle Schwarber: Freddy Peralta
Bryce Harper: Terry Thompson
Jordan Walker: Sean Manaea
Wilson Contreras: Craig Kimbrel
Jac Caglianone: Frankie Montas

[Gain of Fauci @DschlopesIsBack]

BREAKING: USA comes back from huge deficit to defeat Belgium 5-4 after receiving four surprise mail-in goals at 3:00am

[Riley @Ri_S_OB]

11 Bosnians fail to outscore 10 Americans

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 EXCLUSIVE: Tottenham agree record deal to sign Sandro Tonali from Newcastle, HERE WE GO! 💥

Agreement between clubs closed and also on player side with the Italian midfielder. 🇮🇹

Fee higher than £85m paid for Mateus Fernandes.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 BREAKING: Tottenham agree club record deal for Mateus Fernandes, HERE WE GO!

Agreement in place at £85m fixed fee as West Ham accept the price they’ve always asked, 100% guaranteed — as @David_Ornstein reports.

Man United will now focus on different targets in midfield.

[#1 JD Davis Hate Account @GregsBadTweets]

Guess what little dickhead? Once you’re in you can’t get out. Sack up and start drinking like the rest of us

[Mark Schlereth @markschlereth]

Bo Nix

[Pintmonster @pintmonster69]

The “hockey is for everyone” crowd when a player who thinks differently than them gets signed

[New York Post @nypost]

Murder charge dropped for Arkansas sheriff nominee who killed teen daughter's rapist https://t.co/1DL1sbMJFf

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Can’t even say this about American Tottenham fans, I be waking up at 7am to watch us lose 1-0 to Bournemouth, there’s no pretending I am quite literally stuck with them lmao

[nadia @nadiathfc]

you’re not truly a spurs fan if this doesn’t terrify you

[Jack @jackunheard]

We really aren't mad enough.

[b @biazzarro]

so wedgewood can’t win the vezina because he plays behind makar who can’t win the norris because he plays with mackinnon who can’t win the hart because he plays with makar and necas who are coached by bednar who can’t win the jack adams because he coaches makar and mackinnon?

[Mike Peters @Mike_Peters_LGM]

The Mets are 5.5 games out of a playoff spot with only 137 games to go