@BenKissel@HenryLovesYou@marcusparks just a reminder to come to the shining bar (overlook lodge) and hang with some fans post-cinci show next Wednesday.
if you have a crush on someone, you can take a risk and tell them or you can change your name, become a count, uncover a massive fortune in gold and jewels buried on a remote isle and slowly avenge yourself on her husband who threw you in prison to die.
Hope everyone is having a good holiday! If you’re feeling lonely I recommend a few beers, Chinese food and watching Nightmare Before Christmas! Of course I am not a doctor.
if Agatha Christie can sell over a billion copies of her novels and fake her own disappearance just to spite her husband, I can surely make it to the weekend.
We're expecting some more Mueller filings on Friday, so I prepared this guide to help everyone assess the information as it rolls in. (h/t @WNYC & @onthemedia, whose actually useful breaking news handbook I totally ripped off for this joke).
Apparently me excitedly tweeting about how much I love a band/concert, just like any other person, is enough to cause outrageous anger in some people.
I’m really just growing too powerful tbh.
I know RTs are not necessarily endorsements. But this meme President Trump retweeted implies his own, currently serving deputy attorney general should be sent to prison for treason.