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[jillian 🌱 @cinder_eller]

made a few scottish friends last night who said my scottish accent was spot on, didn’t have the heart to tell them it was cuz of shrek

[Chloé 🍊🪩 🫒 @chloeinletters]

The prophetic anger of teenage girls !!!

[ern. @ErinEARoss]

Let’s talk about sexual dimorphism in humans.

This is something that comes up a lot in Jordan Peterson & incel circles. And it sets you up for terrible answers, because it fundamentally misunderstands the question.

A better question: why are human males and females so SIMILAR.

[jay @kendallhosseini]

this is not the same man that plays tom wambsgans i cannot accept that

[Nateinthewild | Nate Luebbe @nateinthewild]

Colorado voted yes to reintroducing wolves, and legalizing psychedelics. The perfect combination.

[Ronny Jackson @RonnyJacksonTX]

I will NEVER eat one of those FAKE burgers made in a LAB. Eat too many and you’ll turn into a SOCIALIST DEMOCRAT. Real BEEF for me!!

[The Onion @TheOnion]

World Hunger Activists Throw Oil On Pelican To Protest Climate Activists Wasting Soup https://t.co/lnFKRMoF8H

[Red ❤️‍🔥 @imJustRed]

This shit got me crying 😭😭

[jillian 🌱 @cinder_eller]

@slapclapslaps @puptheband slay

[Ken Feder @fiftysitesbook]

4. Racism? Yes because the incapable primitives needing “outside help” are nearly always brown skinned. I can’t remember ever seeing anyone question the ability of the ancient Greeks to have built the Parthenon on their own or the Romans the Coliseum. Hmm. Why is that?

[Ken Feder @fiftysitesbook]

3. For some non-scientists, however, when they encounter a very sophisticated aspect of technology among a past people, their initial takeaway is “there’s no way these primitives could have accomplished this without outside help.” There. There’s the libel, there’s the racism.

[Ken Feder @fiftysitesbook]

2. When archaeologists encounter a very sophisticated element of technology (architecture or construction; mathematics; a calendar; metallurgy; etc.) among a past people, our initial takeaway is “these people were highly intelligent, ingenious, creative, and capable.”

[grillpill @grillpill_]

your honor my client could really use a wish right now wish right now wish right now

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Harry Styles jokingly addresses internet speculation that he spat on Chris Pine at the Venice premiere of #DontWorryDarling:

“It’s wonderful, wonderful, wonderful to be back in New York. I just popped very quickly to Venice to spit on Chris Pine.”

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

Made a playlist for your weekend hike

[Amy Langdon @alangdon17]

THERE IS ANOTHER

[Amy Langdon @alangdon17]

this is the mascot for the Halifax Oyster Festival and i’m absolutely terrified of it.

[Firing Line with Margaret Hoover @FiringLineShow]

"To me, it's proof positive that the solution here is to keep these guns out of the hands of bad guys rather than to think you're going to solve the problem by giving good guys a lot more guns."

Sen. @ChrisMurphyCT reacts to surveillance video showing police inaction at #Uvalde.

[ruth @Ruth_Mensch]

Do not, under any circumstances, think that any solution includes abandoning folks in the South

[jillian 🌱 @cinder_eller]

meeting new men at bars = think they genuinely like u, tell them u have a partner, watch them deflate