grillpill

counting down chicago's top ten rascals

[noah kulwin @nkulw]

Something I liked about the odyssey was that it was almost like they were on a journey

[abdullah @skywalkerlikeme]

how it felt walking out of the odyssey

[cooper @cooperfilm]

you expect me to care about a lame ass premise like “the odyssey” when movies could be about the one night a year single people are legally allowed to have sex

[Chris Evangelista @cevangelista413]

Zeus’ Law says you can have a little treat

[maddie @madsssagascar]

every time brett says telemachus he pronounces it a different way

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

“protein banana matcha oat latte” i don’t know how much longer i can do this.

[grillpill @grillpill_]

Replacing imposter syndrome at work with suddenly too important at work syndrome

[Jared Gilman @realJaredGilman]

“odyssey this” “odyssey that” u odyssey a therapist

[noah kulwin @nkulw]

En route to what I consider America’s true capital: Chicago

[Richard Roeper @RichardERoeper]

Blanket of smoke from the Canadian wildfire rolling into Chicago.

[bort @millerIowlife]

ok 👍 dumb fuck

[shane @stinkylittlehog]

It's super hot outside you should argue with your boyfriend

[Bill Ryan @faceuh8]

me to waiter: "this food got any feces in it or what?"

[David Sirota @davidsirota]

I’m saddened to learn of the passing of Senator Sheev Palpatine. We had our differences, but he was a true pleasure to work with. I recall fondly how he brought a much-needed sense of humor to our good-faith negotiations that ended with his decision to bless the military operation to destroy Alderaan.

Though I respectfully voiced my objections, I appreciated his principled honesty in his push to replace the outdated democratic republic with the Empire.

He was a strong advocate for his beliefs, and I admired his power of persuasion that included force-chokes and blue-lightning beams that inflicted significant pain on his political opponents.

He will be missed - the Imperial Senate won’t be the same without him. He was the best of us.

[jake @wormpuller]

Telling the 7 eleven cashier that I don’t deserve a free slurpee cause I’m a bad person

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

I fuckin' told y'all Jennifer Aniston would switch to breezy denim this summer but you assholes didn't believe me!