jake

You make me feel like a bug who’s lived a full life

[Elite Scenes News & Updates @BrajonBr0ndo]

Mike Vrabel was ultimately too alpha for his own family

[Gary the Cursed @Xb0xB05S]

Put a quarter in my ass if you’re going to play me like that bro

[jake @wormpuller]

Seems like you described it just fine

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump makes an indescribable sound effect:

"I'd say 90% of the reason I took the governor-- EUHHH"

[jake @wormpuller]

Life hack: you can jack off in the movie theatre with the dick in the popcorn bucket trick

[jake @wormpuller]

@crybabybuick @gofrickurself Happy bday !!

[jake @wormpuller]

They put a framed glizzy on the wall in my hotel room

[jake @wormpuller]

https://t.co/pCNWpV1iNe

[Gianfranco @whatsgoodgurl]

(To the absolute worst idea) yes bro

[jake @wormpuller]

@Crapmire 2009 bro

[jake @wormpuller]

Akon said im tryna find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful then settled on Sexy bitch

[jake @wormpuller]

This toy is actually super underrated

[jake @wormpuller]

@anabaticwind This one’s good. People know me for retarded bullshit

[jake @wormpuller]

@anabaticwind

[thee鯛子 @la_andromeda]

解せない

[jake @wormpuller]

Veeze Brings The Classic “Bill Dauterive” Look From King of The Hill To Real Life

[jake @wormpuller]

https://t.co/y21y9M53Zo