Carisa Barreca

Actor, Writer, Comedian, Baker, Alum of Resident Stage at The Second City, and Hugger.

[Carisa Barreca @Cinderisa]

Tried to kill a centipede with Axe Body Spray but it escaped and now it's doing push ups and mansplaining to me why that didn't work

[Hello from the Magic Tavern @MagicTavern]

Valencia Montagoo (@Cinderisa) might have messed up, but to be fair, most of us do. If you don’t want to mess up, listen to the latest episode here: https://t.co/B5O3Lj4ceZ

[Hello from the Magic Tavern @MagicTavern]

In today's new episode meet Chaos the Golden Unicorn (@Cinderisa) who has stopped by for an interview and to grant a wish! Listen at https://t.co/251dz3AMV5 (or wherever you get podcasts). And find the ad-free version on our Patreon! 🦄✨

[Carisa Barreca @Cinderisa]

Have you noticed?! All the men on #LoveIsBlind wear these? I can’t stop noticing this.

[Carisa Barreca @Cinderisa]

Yes! Please! I’m begging for this. We never saw them in the same room together. Doesn’t matter. @LoveisBlindShow do the right thing.

[Kevin Sciretta @kevinsciretta]

I have a favorite Love is Blind couple. Retweet if you agree. #VitoandChassidy

[GNIShow @gni_show]

We love hearing from our fans 🍷💋🍷

[sarah mceneaney @sarahmceneaney]

There are so many 🔥 reasons to support our annual @GildasClubCHI improv-filled event. Need one more? the amazing @Cinderisa and your @gni_show faves will be there! Go to https://t.co/0coAgYjzNx to register or donate. Every $ helps families facing cancer. https://t.co/dzHM7DSTvg

[Carisa Barreca @Cinderisa]

@SoftKnox @amandarecupido @EvanMMills @SayjalJoshi Sea Shanties are HUGE on TikTok... obviously @amandarecupido is hip and young and gets it! ♥️❤️♥️

[GNIShow @gni_show]

What are you doing for Galentines Day?❤️🙌🏻❤️

[Carisa Barreca @Cinderisa]

@sarahmceneaney @gni_show Oh- My- GOD! This is amazing! My mind is blown!

[sarah mceneaney @sarahmceneaney]

WOW! This just arrived on my doorstep and I am lost for words. Actually, I’m not. My words are @Cinderisa is definitely going to want one of these, too. Whoever is my @gni_show secret Santa has proven, once again, that the chat always wins. Thank you thank you!

[Carisa Barreca @Cinderisa]

We have been going strong all pandemic long. Girls Night In is here for you! 💋Virtually Yours

[GNIShow @gni_show]

Don’t forget to give us a watch 💋 Every Tuesday 💋 7p CST/ 8p EST

[Carisa Barreca @Cinderisa]

I just donated to Planned Parenthood. 🙏🙏🙏

[Movie Martin Kelly @MLKster]

I brought The Diva (@MissPiggy) & The Great (@GonzotheGreat) back tonight while watching the #GirlsNightIn @gni_show.
They were of course joined by @Cinderisa, @AlexBellisle, @SayjalJoshi, @ashleycomeau & @MarlaCaceres.
Didn't realise I'd be joining in later too...

[Carisa Barreca @Cinderisa]

#MikePence is such a piece of shit - he has an actual fly on him. (How many times will this exact joke be made)

[Carisa Barreca @Cinderisa]

I'm like a Doomsday Prepper but only with boxed wine.

[Carisa Barreca @Cinderisa]

@ashleybarreca DUMP. HIM. If he can't love you through a pandemic he doesn't deserve you after one! #DUMPHIM

[Carisa Barreca @Cinderisa]

I overheard a man tell his girlfriend that he wouldn't consider marriage until the Coronavirus is contained. It took everything in me to not yell across the bar - "DUMP HIM! You are a Queen who deserves a man who will love you through a Pandemic!"

[Carisa Barreca @Cinderisa]

@kevinsciretta @USPS I mean.... they are daring the tornado to get in their way! 🌪 < 📬

[Movie Martin Kelly @MLKster]

Zorii Bliss & Momaw Nadon (I think that's their names) are this week's highly appreciative guest attendees at the #GirlsNightIn!
As you can see, Momaw won the fight for the #ShethePeople badge...
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@gni_show @SheThePeopleSC @Cinderisa @SayjalJoshi @ashleycomeau @annpornel

[Carisa Barreca @Cinderisa]

My Gym: OPEN NOW!!!

Me: Oh, no thank you.

My Gym: NEW CLASSES!

Me: There's a pandemic

MY GYM: NEW APP!

Me: I don't wanna die for Zumba.

My Gym: GET SWOL, COWARD!

[Carisa Barreca @Cinderisa]

Never, Not ever, Not even once has an unmasked person diverged from their path on a sidewalk while walking straight at a masked person.