WATCH: "We feel like this is a true Gator town."
#Florida men's basketball head coach Todd Golden is pumped the Gators will open up the season in Tampa.
He believes it is important to play games in front of Gator fans in other places in Florida besides Gainesville. #GoGators
My wife sent me to Publix for milk. Two hours later Iโm on IPA #5, elbows deep in wings, patrolling the self-checkout like a damn security guard with a pint in my hand and a suspicious eye on every Yankee trying to scan their own kale. ๐ง ๐บ
This is not a drill. They put a real bar inside the store. ๐ท
Publix: Where shopping is literally a pleasure. Came for the BOGOs, stayed for happy hour, leaving with a solid buzz and zero milk. ๐
The best part? Sitting at that bar watching all the other husbands slowly realize theyโre never making it home with the groceries either. ๐๐ป
Is it still grocery shopping if youโre hammered? Asking for a friend whoโs definitely sleeping on the couch tonight.
Send help. Or more wings. ๐บ๐๐