Cindy Mckibben

Personal assistant and head snack bitch for Cody james, Ashlynn Michelle and Lainy Mae

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@SamiAlexis012 We're going right before poopie goes to kindergarten

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Why do i even try keeping my kids quiet, when people are sleeping? Ain't 1 person does it for me
#imthemom

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Life with 2 daughters is fighting a tidal wave of glitter just to fold my husbands boxers #momlife #glitter #daddys #justdontthinkidolaundryenough

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My 2y/o is mad I'm making her wait until after dinner to eat her thousandth fruit snack today and is walking around the house crying "I can't do this" and "fuck dinner" #dramatic #mommyneedsadrink #pregnant

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My husband keeps getting mad at me tonight cuz i keep thinking my farts are going to be silent but they roll through my crack and make a loud pop on the way out
#marriage #pregnancy

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How do I fastforward to bedtime? My kids are fighting over whos mac n cheese has bigger noodles
#momlife #justfuckingeatit #toddlers

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That moment you realize you missed fat Tuesday by an entire fucking month.
#notcatholicjustfat #iliketoeat #crepes #pregnantlife

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Someone please go eat pancheros and get me some points!!!

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#ineedfreefood #helpme

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On the way to taco bell
Husband: I will turn this car around
3y/o: but daddy I wanna go to taco bell and get diarrhea 😂😂😂
@tacobell #kids

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Blessed to have a 3 y/o obsessed with Halloween!! #spooky #decorating

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Playing hockey
Dad: you suck at hockey
2y/o: eat a dick
Dad: I'll murder you
2y/o: with a dick in your mouth?
#daddydaughter #bonding

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"Momma I just drive a car"
Me "oh you drove a car?!"
"No momma I just drived it"
#mommin #kids

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@SamiAlexis012 I just told Cody I wanted some I love kayaking!!!

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Anyone wanna loan me 12000 dollars for school?
#ireallywannago #medicalassistant #helpme

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Sunburnt as fuck= up 2.5 hours early to ice
#hothothot #gonnahavetohydrate