Noah Duzent

I drink beer and watch movies, and then talk about said movies. Co-host of the self-acclaimed Marvel Sucks vs. No It Doesn't Podcast.

[Noah Duzent @CinemAfterHours]

Me milking my MoviePass until the bitter end while everyone else bails:

[Spencer Althouse @SpencerAlthouse]

this was so sweet. Stephen Colbert just ended his final episode of The Late Show while singing "Hello, Goodbye" with Paul McCartney. his family and the show's crew then joined them on stage before Paul turned off the lights to the Ed Sullivan Theater

[Noah Outlaw @OutlawNoah]

Star Wars movie releases used to feel like Christmas.

Mando and Grogu feels more like St. Patricks Day. I’m looking forward to it but I’m gonna have to get drunk to have fun

[female adrian chase (luiza) @buffyvibe]

are they gonna end every season with radiohead? because i fuck with that heavy

[Marvel Archives @shots_mcu]

Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 3 (2023)

[Adam Piron @adam_piron]

MICHAEL: an undeniably evil and stupid film that also has one of recent cinema’s most unintentionally hilarious scenes where Michael Jackson tells a bald, terminally ill child withering away in a hospital bed: “You’re such a doo-doo head.”

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

I wish Norm Macdonald was around to talk about this Michael Jackson movie

[Cade Onder @Cade_Onder]

there are people who will look you dead in the eye and tell you their TV can match this experience

[Heavy Spoilers @heavyspoilers]

I refuse to believe Lord and Miller made a bad Han Solo movie tbh

[Memes @PardonMyMeme]

RIP

[Tom Santos @tommysantos14]

When Trump leaves office:

The Department of War will go back to being the Defense Department.

The Trump Kennedy Center will go back to being the Kennedy Center.

The Gulf of America will once again be the Gulf of Mexico.

The unfinished East Wing (it won't be finished by the end of Trump's term) will be rebuilt by the next president, and it will not be a ballroom.

Federal agencies packed with unqualified loyalists will fire those people and rehire the career experts Trump fired.

The Department of Justice will go back to enforcing the law instead of protecting the president.

Scientific agencies like NOAA, the EPA, and the CDC will go back to publishing research without political interference.

The U.S. will re-align with its allies and not with its enemies.

The presidential pardon power will stop being used as a rewards program for loyalists.

Inspectors General will go back to investigating corruption instead of getting fired for it.

The White House press room will go back to having briefings, with real journalists and not podcasters.

U.S. foreign policy will stop revolving around flattering dictators.

And the world will progress as though Donald Trump never existed.

[Aidan al Gaib 🎥🎨 @akeltheartist]

I know damn well where the horizon’s not gonna be

[Rick Aaron @RickAaron]

BREAKING: The United States has threatened to drop their biggest bomb on Iran. B-52s are being loaded with DVDs of the Melania documentary.

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