Trump's Picks

forget the academy!

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Get to work, Nick Cage! Freak! National Treasure 3 isn’t going to film itself! Don’t make us bring in Swardson!

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Just tore through the Star Wars saga! Had a tough time figuring out who to root for, but our first mission as Space Force will undoubtedly be to build the Death Star! One that won’t blow up this time! Talk about job creation! Tremendous!

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@lenadunham I think you mean Bucky Larson: Born to be a Star. Best 0% rated film, hands down.

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@Burritonista @realDonaldTrump Jack and Jill and That’s My Boy represent two separate peaks of cinema. Sandler is only competing with himself at this point.

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Just wrapped up watching Lincoln! Boy, what an election that would be between me and Freaky Lincoln! Think I’d come out with the victory!

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Just finished watching Avatar! Not sure how I feel about the Blues(Oh, I’m sorry. Avatar-Americans) but I’d imagine that they would love me, and I’d take their votes gladly! #bluelivesmatter

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Just added Tom Cruise’s “American Made” to the queue! Don’t know what it’s about but I have a feeling I’m gonna like it!

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I don’t see anybody burning @Crocs... just saying...

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I liked Peter Rabbit! That’s a good Rabbit! Better than these dogs I’ve got in the White House!

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I cried eight times in The Rock’s Journey To The Center of The Earth! Truly inspiring! Glad to announce the seventh branch of the military, THE CENTER OF THE EARTH FORCE! Get down There! I’m doing A Tremendous Job!

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Wes "bad ratings" Anderson doesn't fail to disappoint in his film Island Of Doggies. You call that art? I changed the title because it was in some foreign language. English please!

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@sammywillman Just imagine the White House floating up in the sky from balloons! That'd be something, wouldn't it!

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Just finished watching Up and I couldn't help but notice that the power of balloon technology has gone way downhill since the making of this film! My next mission will be to make balloons great again! What an idea! A house! In the sky! From balloons! Tremendous!

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Tremendous performance in Jack and Jill! I find that the more characters an actor plays in one movie, the better the film!

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Had an unpleasant experience watching the poorly rated Inception today! A lotta talk about dreams and dreams within dreams. There's only one kinda dream folks! The American Dream! No surprise Leonardo didn't get an Oscar for this one!

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Melania and I just finished Titanic, in which a poorly manufactured ship falls apart after brushing into an iceberg! If you want something built right, you better go Trump! Also, low-energy actor Leonardo DiCaprio cried like a baby before he drowned!

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Threw on Spotlight while I was busy doing Presidential things. Seemed like a bit of a witch hunt to me! Casting also messed up tremendously! David Schwimmer should've gotten the role!

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Donald Jr. and I just finished watching Ratatouille! Didn't realize rats could be so great! Will look into implementing a Rat Force as a branch of the military!

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Just watched failed actor Leonardo DiCaprio in The Revenant! A disappointing film and the Bear scene gave my young son Eric quite a shock! Can't help but think I would've stood up and slain that bear but hey...