slam reid🩸🏒

virgo, loustat truther, hollanov stan, absolute dumpster fire of a human being tweeting nonsense, memes, and occasionally serious shit (she/her)

[slam reid🩸🏒 @Cinemawesome]

I’ll probably be on this damn app until the bitter end because I’ve wasted 14 goddamn years here. But I’m @cinemawesome p much everywhere and kaitlyn (she/her) #4270 on discord which I vaguely understand.

[slam reid🩸🏒 @Cinemawesome]

@pigeonspotting It’s a disgrace! You have to enter the most specific search words and even then you can’t find it

[FactPost @factpostnews]

The USDA has announced a recall of 1,513 pounds of pork contaminated with listeria, warning there is a reasonable chance of "serious adverse health consequences or death" if consumed.

[slam reid🩸🏒 @Cinemawesome]

They literally had it playing on every tv in the school. We had kids being signed out early because they had family in NYC. Couldn’t get in touch with our family in north jersey because the phone lines were fucked. I was barely 11 and saw people jumping. It was traumatizing.

[Hamas Factory Team @420stonerman69]

Millennials love pretending there were isolated shots of people jumping out of windows on live broadcasts of 9/11 and they could totally see that on the 21” CRT TV wheeled into their classroom. Most probably didn’t even have a TV in the classroom and are conflating memories.

[slam reid🩸🏒 @Cinemawesome]

lol these two freshly 18 yr olds getting all these piercings. I fucking wish mine didn’t get infected. Oh well. Tattoo 15 en route

[slam reid🩸🏒 @Cinemawesome]

I actually really liked this vibe. First time I ever tried mushrooms too and it was rad. Maybe I do want to go to another festival lol

[slam reid🩸🏒 @Cinemawesome]

In going to fucking EXPLODE

[slam reid🩸🏒 @Cinemawesome]

Lmaooooo I am never moving out ever, I guess.

[CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk]

US mortgage rates soar to a new high for the year, closing in on 7%
https://t.co/5ODUDn0dDC

[slam reid🩸🏒 @Cinemawesome]

This exists and it’s called Yuri on Ice.

[rin @ilyaftben]

#hollanov au both ilya and shane are the most famous figure skaters in the world. every competition turns into russia vs. japan.
ilya is terrifying on the ice. he has never been asked “do you love skating?” it was always “again.” and “of course he’s going to win. he’s russian.”
shane is insanely disciplined, but he actually cares about the feel of the ice. he doesn’t just skate to the music, he becomes it.
as they watch each other ilya thinks, “beautiful. but beautiful doesn’t win gold.”
meanwhile, shane looks at him and thinks, “you’re incredible. but do you even know why you’re skating?”

[slam reid🩸🏒 @Cinemawesome]

Is there a test to see if you’re in perimenopause? This is day 2 of fucking hot flashes like what the fuck is my body even doing????

[slam reid🩸🏒 @Cinemawesome]

@jiggatravels and I had a hot waiter in San Diego that had Hudson vibes lol you never know when you’ll meet a future star

[Niyana 🖤 @niyakolisi]

Customers deadass used to sneak pics of him 😭he was always going to be famous man

[slam reid🩸🏒 @Cinemawesome]

I had to click because I just cracked open a block of silken tofu and have another block in my fridge. I fucking hate everything rn

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Over 10,000 cases of tofu have been recalled due to possible contamination with ink.

[slam reid🩸🏒 @Cinemawesome]

I can’t wait for this giant Shane today “hold onto something, Rozanov”

[pollee @pollabun]

ok but how did this happen

[slam reid🩸🏒 @Cinemawesome]

I am no better than Ilya Rozanov cause I’m bricked af seeing these freckles

[✰ orxmc 🏒 ✰ (Hollanov’s Version) ✰ @Hollanovised]

HUDSON WILLIAMS WITH SHANE HOLLANDER FRECKLES 🚨🚨🚨🚨

[slam reid🩸🏒 @Cinemawesome]

Good job to google ruining google flights with ai garbage

[slam reid🩸🏒 @Cinemawesome]

I would fw this ngl

[caitlin🕊️ @caitsjxo]

buffy collection at primark!!

[slam reid🩸🏒 @Cinemawesome]

Every day there’s some new food issue that causes torrential shits it like will explode your brain but sure let’s rename the Great Lakes

[CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk]

Trump signs executive order renaming Lake Ontario to "Lake America," escalating ongoing tensions between the US and Canada https://t.co/8JmnJvBNG5

[slam reid🩸🏒 @Cinemawesome]

SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP OH MY GOD MY HOLLANOV BABIES

[HudCon Fans @hudconfans]

Finally a look at our boys 😭🥰

[slam reid🩸🏒 @Cinemawesome]

He’s so fucking hot 🥵

[Page Six @PageSix]

"Heated Rivalry" star François Arnaud was spotted on a breakfast run in LA 📸: BACKGRID

[slam reid🩸🏒 @Cinemawesome]

Lmao my Timehop today has a cute little stupid letter my middle school bf wrote to me when I was visiting my grandparents and like do I lowkey want to stir up drama with his baby mama that hates me? He’s a crackhead or something now so like probably not an awesome idea

[slam reid🩸🏒 @Cinemawesome]

I have seen this so many times and yet the chemistry and tension still fucking gags me. Jam levels of connection.

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

New clip from ‘HEATED RIVALRY’ starring Connor Storrie & Hudson Williams.